Fishing Adman

Brand think-meister. Copywriter. Drone Pilot. Angler. Husband. Father. Goldendoodle owner. Not in that order.

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@shakeshack South Miami location today had the slimiest floor I’ve ever experienced. Employee said it happens every time the cleaning crew has been there and it rains the next day. A slip and fall lawsuit, waiting to happen. And $20 for a burger, fries and drink? Really?

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@TheMulletRun Snook dinner.

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@CounterTheFraud @NORADCommand Of course he knew.

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@NORADCommand Permission to engage.

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Hey @Publix, instead of running the “Pure Michigan”, er, “The Flame” spot 65,000 more times before the end of the #Paris2024Olympics, could you take some of the media budget and put it towards fixing, once and for all, the escalators at the Surfside store? @VisitSurfside

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@joncoopertweets Yes.

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@dizzle_que You mean the same woman who wore the "I don't really care. Do U?" coat?

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@codywillard So now how do you feel?

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@gtconway3d Nothing like a pig on turkey day.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr You’re a child.

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@nathaliejacoby1 Yes, then I’d vote by mail early and spend the $100k on an ad campaign for Biden.

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@Schwartzie14 Clear as mud. A long run for a short slide. Don’t make me work so hard. Huh?

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@Edmart2531 @nathaliejacoby1 wow. Touche!

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@nathaliejacoby1 I want to see Donald Trump use a makeup that would be better suited for a pumpkin. That's what I want to see.

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@RonFilipkowski a.k.a. guilty as charged. You going to jail is exactly what it will take for our country to become a democracy again.

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@Schwartzie14 Well said, Rob. And well done: perfect photo/thumbnail.

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@TheMulletRun Where are they now, and are they still headed south?

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@grahamallen I think you meant to use ??? instead of !!!

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@joncoopertweets He'd better hurry up if ever hopes to surpass Donald J. Trump.

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@AnnieForTruth Perfect. Now post an asshole.