amphibious tower

Video editor, Clown School dropout, and founder of Slimotology (the study and worship of slime).

I make YouTube videos to showcase my editing skill

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Kinky mentos

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How did we let movie delays become a common occurence?

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Tomato warning in your area.

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If mr breast is so rich how come i keep seeing him in ads on my feed?

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Gonna pull my molars out with my bare fucking hands.

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Im not against getting a nose job, im just not sure itll fit up the nostril.

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MatPat for president!

[S/D @SongbirdDiamond]

*scrolling fast*
Heh, this congressman looks like Mat-WAITAMINUTE

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Java minecraft may be going extinct.

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Yo momma so fat, when you were delivered at the hospital the doctor had to pay shipping.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘BIG MOUTH’ has ended after 8 years.

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Everyone has autism dipshit, it came free with your fucking undividual personality.

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Most unapologetic product placement ever.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New poster for ‘THUNDERBOLTS*’

In theaters on May 2.

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Gonna buy one of them direwolves

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I build furniture without looking at the instructions because what is life without a challenge?

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To the teacher who told me id never make it in this world just talking shit, say hello to the worlds leading poopologist.

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A movie but the whole thing is filmed from the perspective of inside the dishwasher

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Is it generally frowned upon to barbeque the goat once ive sacrificed it?

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How fucked is hollywood that game that literally just released is already getting a movie?

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#SplitFiction movie is in the works 🎥

(via @Variety)

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If you think about it you never stop shitting, you just take breaks in between.