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If you know me you know my bio already, if you don't you will learn over time.

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@lady_valor_07 Is there a cat or a nice piece of art or furniture in the room I can save instead?

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@0nlyk1tt3n Depends, I mean if I suffer somesort of tragic accident and am.left in a vegetative state, then I will probably vote for him several times. Otherwise, no.

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@Matt_Pinner That is the Best Vance - Rubio ad poster I have seen to date.

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@Victoria00025 I will also not perform stand up in the US (or any other country) as long as Trump (or anyone else) is President.

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@Ambrogio1717 @PressSec Parachutes?

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@leoknyc777 @matt_vanswol Right! Don't pay any attention to this thing that JUST happened! Let's talk about this other thing that happened almost 30 years ago instead!

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@amybruni Same.

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@jk_rowling It is my dream to write a book that is as uncared for as much as Harry Potter.

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@tooyuleforskool @FakeLRonHubbard @LeadingReport Bill Gates bought DOS and outright stole the mouse. Doesn't change the fact that he made them better and profitable. Do you hold his beginnings against him as well? He is also extremely active politically.

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@redsteeze So, they are finally admitting that we have been living in a totalitarian state for the last 4 years.

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@JoeConchaTV Has anyone ACTUALLY bothered to READ the article before you got outraged?

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@TheInsiderPaper This is a bit misleading. Acting Director Carr issued the email instructing staffers to come in and shred documents that are not being archived. @CommunityNotes

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@laralogan Anyone got a link to this alleged "report"? I don't get my news from memes.

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@catturd2 This aired on Fox News nearly a year ago. Not exactly breaking news. I would be interested in knowing what the Bidens were doing in 2014 that required the pardons to go back that far.

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@GregHam696487 @CBSEveningNews @edokeefe Because they proved with Trump you don't ACTUALLY have to commit a crime in order to be charged, tried, and convicted. Now they are terrified he will treat them the same way they treated him.

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Jan First 2014. Holy f%ck. 20 bucks says he pardons himself on the way out the door. "Any and all crimes between 1/1/14 and 12/1/24" I got nothing else. If this doesn't piss you off, nothing will.

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Bill Kristol, spreading the same lie six years later...

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Six years ago today: Trump cancels trip to Aisne-Marne cemetery in France, calling Marines buried there "losers" and "suckers."

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@HeroponBampo Uh, the Democrats WERE the Confederacy...

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Here is some helpful advice for anyone calling for #Recount2024

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Is THAT why all of Harris' people were saying they are "Nauseously Optimistic"?

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

What would Vladimir’s agent do a the eve an election he is going to lose?

Go on Newsmax and OAN at 1130pm and declared victory before the states are certified.