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@chicogarcia #TTS #AngAyokongTanong
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-Kelan ka mag-aasawa?
-Bakit di mo gayahin yung anak ng ninang mo?

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@RX931 @Markkistroem please play Dancing in the dark by Bruce Springsteen. Thank you.

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@RX931 Nag-travel ka abroad #PeroAngKapalit asin na lang ang ulam pagbalik #TheMorningRush

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@RX931 Na promote ka, tumaas din ang sahod #PeroAngKapalit Halos sa opisina ka na nakatira. #TheMorningRush

[TonyToni @djtonytoni]

Im usually the funny guy who pokes fun at most things. Lately though, after snickering for a few seconds at the hilarious posts on soc med , especially Bitoy's latest impersonation of a plunderer..i mean, contractor, (i swear Bitoy is prettier) I seem to lose my humour realizing the gravity of the situation.

If you're a person who religiously pays your taxes, allow me to ruin your day a bit:

Check out your APRIL Income Tax Return Form 2316 and look at item 26 - Total Amount of Taxes Withheld. I bet its a small fortune right?
With that amount, you could have bought a brand new sedan..or paid off your home loan..

Now, look back last month and add up all your expenses.. Utility bills, Groceries, Gas, and everyrhing else you paid money for. Then multiply that amount by 12% (VAT) and again multiply it by 12 months... Its a significant amount as well right? You could have used that for your kid's tuition.

But no. That small fortune on your ITR, that big amount you paid for VAT, it all went to line the pockets of Corrupt Plunderers and insatiable pigs...intead of being used for the benefit of the working class and the general public.
No wonder we never graduated from being the "Sick Man of Asia".

Now look at those posts and memes again.

Still funny?

I thought so.

Credits : Sonny M

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@enjoyGLOBE wala na bang matinong pwede makausap?! Puro bot! Ambot! Sarap mag @LiveSmart na lang 😡

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@rx931 Oh, parang nakatagpo na ako ng tagay pinuno. -OMI, Cheerleader #TinagalogNaPopSongs #TheMorningRush

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@rx931 oohhh sinta, ikaw ay lagi kong sanggol. #TinagalogNaPopSongs #TheMorningRush

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@rx931 Ikaw'y matigas. Pag ang puso mo ay hindi bukas. -Madonna #TinagalogNaPopSongs #TheMorningRush

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@hazelhottie @chicogarcia grabe layo ng napuntahan ng usapan dahil sa 'upos' hahaha

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Biglang bagal ng story ng #Encantadia 😅

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@RX931 yung maraming hipon sa paligid mo #OkoyNaTo este #OkayNaTo #TheMorningRush

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@RX931 Pagod ka ng manghula ng sagot sa exam. #OkayNaTo #TheMorningRush

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@RX931 yung puro hipon nakapaligid sa yo. #OkayNaTo patayin na lang ilaw. #TheMorningRush

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@hazelhottie @chicogarcia sa mom ni miguel tanfelix yang Okay na to 😂

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@rx931 Hi Kate Cabello #rxgreets @hazelhottie

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@rx931
Good morning. Please see Hi to Ms. Kate Cabello. Thanks. @hazelhottie
#rxgreets

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#RxGreets Hi to Kate Cabello @hazelhottie @chicogarcia

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@rx931 INSIDE OUT - yan agad ang itsura ng wallet after 1 day #MovieTitleForYourSalary #TheMorningRush

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@rx931 HIMALA - Kasi kailangan ng himala para maka survive hanggang next sahod. #MovieTitleForYourSalary #TheMorningRush