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[cinnabonmun @FishOrCut_Bates]

#XbiteSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

Built to play. Not to pet. Enter for a chance win!

Follow and repost with #XbiteSweepstakes for a chance to win the one-of-a-kind playable XBOX Series X-BITE.

No Purchase Necessary. US/DC/PR 18+. Ends on 11/10/26. Rules: https://t.co/tngcGpYvRR

[ARC Raiders @ARCRaidersGame]

The storm’s rolling in again, we need eyes on the ground 🌩️
We’ve seen Raiders getting blown off of Spaceport Tower, ARC machines popping out of the fog, and glitching shields turning Raiders into sitting ducks.

Got a storm story worth telling?
Share your best clips from the Hurricane map condition for a chance to win an exclusive Raider Kit packed with rare merch and trinkets. Ten runners-up will also pocket 2,400 Raider Tokens!
• Follow ARC Raiders on X
• Like and repost this post
• Reply to this post with your video and the hashtag #ARCSTORMSTORIES

Full competition terms can be found here:
https://t.co/HyKxUvP0JE
The dev team will pick the winner and 10 runners-up who’ll also star in a special Hurricane Community Highlights video. Good luck surviving the storm, Raiders! 🫡

[Lucius @LuciusTheSaint]

cigarettes but they have protein in them

[Tony Bro @ToneQapo]

@benshapiro Maybe start with these things first

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

bro smart as heII😭😭

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭

[phage @clubmoss_]

$22 sandwich should be illegal. If I was president all sandwiches would be hard-capped at $9

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

I am financially advising you to convert all of your money into pennies and then convert those pennies into flattened pennies at the zoo or natural science museum

[cinnabonmun @FishOrCut_Bates]

7 out of 15 sick. 🎶the government is not here to help🎶
https://t.co/sQDsstZm1Z

[cinnabonmun @FishOrCut_Bates]

Sales is the worst; I spent all night with a "client" for entertainment. Now that I'm ready for bed, no one is going to kiss my forehead goodnight.

[cinnabonmun @FishOrCut_Bates]

Does anyone actually know their microwave wattage and why is this information so hard to attain?

[cinnabonmun @FishOrCut_Bates]

Merry Christmas! This time of the year always reminds me of my 3rd grade teacher getting mad at me for not knowing my zip code while writing to Santa.

[cinnabonmun @FishOrCut_Bates]

@JohnVorhies Here's my fall soup order:
Creamy Butternut squash soup
Harvest potato soup
Chicken and wild rice
Tomato bisque
Chili
Spaghettios

[cinnabonmun @FishOrCut_Bates]

Now that its colder it's time to search for my slippers from last season. The question is are they in my storage or did Lacey throw them away because they smelled?

[The Casserole Cassanova, GISP @the_casserole]

@wastedglamour @perfectsweeties Marissa I feel sorry for you. I measure time in specials at my local pizza place not days. I don’t say ���it’s Wednesday tomorrow is Thursday” I say “It’s 12.99 one topping Fatboy, tomorrow is 50 cent boneless wings” How can you be so disconnected from the local economy??

[cinnabonmun @FishOrCut_Bates]

I'm only going to play bad music for my daughter so when she's a teenager listening to Dave Matthews band and she'll think she was born in the wrong generation.

[cinnabonmun @FishOrCut_Bates]

Remember when the news used to blow up stories like "pressing down while grilling burgers" gives you cancer and now it's "the president can't be a pedophile"

[cinnabonmun @FishOrCut_Bates]

My favorite part of the morning is putting my daughter's shirt on her over her arms like a straight jacket so she temporarily look like the asylum patients that she truly is.

[cinnabonmun @FishOrCut_Bates]

Honestly, I just want to crack my back the way I dream about cracking my back.