The Casserole Cassanova, GISP

GIS, hockey, dogs, comedy, Disney and whatever else. He/Him/His

[The Casserole Cassanova, GISP @the_casserole]

Having a soak after eating some Taco Bell. Call that a Baja bath.

[The Casserole Cassanova, GISP @the_casserole]

@CouldBeTheMove wearing grey on the road. You’re traveling for work, you bust out the grey polo and grey slacks. You know you’re coming into the opponents house but the team is looking sharp in the road greys. Just another business trip. Could be the move.

[The Casserole Cassanova, GISP @the_casserole]

@sammisilber A little out of my way but if you ever need an in for D2 at the St James hit me up

[The Casserole Cassanova, GISP @the_casserole]

@RepMikeCollins Are you suggesting we deport all the landlords? Because it seems a little extreme but I’m open to it

[The Casserole Cassanova, GISP @the_casserole]

@BarDown @AnaheimDucks Since taking an ear injury he has been rocking the 4500 with an ear guard. I wonder if they will put it back in for the game

[Acid House Hospital @darkmusick_]

white people be like this song was on tony hawk's pro skater

[The Casserole Cassanova, GISP @the_casserole]

@elonmusk Yall in the comments arguing over which dude is hotter.

[The Casserole Cassanova, GISP @the_casserole]

@KylePlantEmoji @TravisTsunami I play hockey and bjj. Left knee.

[The Casserole Cassanova, GISP @the_casserole]

@LT48LUVR @Forbzzilla This is the face I make when a golf partner misses an easy putt. A face of pure Caucasian pain.

[The Casserole Cassanova, GISP @the_casserole]

@bruhvechkin Respectfully, fuck you. Respectfully.

[The Casserole Cassanova, GISP @the_casserole]

@bruhvechkin I can’t believe THIS is how the end of season 1 gets spoiled for me tbh

[死 @humanxmaybe]

can bad bitches please start showing whale tail again

[The Casserole Cassanova, GISP @the_casserole]

Absolutely godless behavior on this app. Me and who?

[Aditya @adityacasm_]

Tap and give a like to this post, or have a terrible 2026.

[chloe 🫧 @echochlo]

ppl that think they’re better than you for not watching sports getting their “go sportsball” tweets ready for tomorrow

[The Casserole Cassanova, GISP @the_casserole]

@CieloBonit Green Day and punk have always been inherently political. If you don't recognize that you're missing the whole point.

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Alex Pretti was murdered.

[The Casserole Cassanova, GISP @the_casserole]

This is what I voted for

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Democrats now control the legislature and Governor's office in Virginia.

Here are just a few of the bills they've introduced

- New 4.3% sales tax on Uber Eats, Amazon, etc deliveries.
- New sales tax on admissions to a wide variety of businesses.
- Create two new higher tax brackets of 8% and 10% on people making over $600K.
- A new 10% tax bracket for anyone making over $1M.
- 3.8% investment tax on top of state income taxes.
- Raise the hotel tax.
- New personal property tax on landscaping equipment.
- Ban gas powered leaf blowers.
- Guarantee illegal aliens free education.
- Make it illegal to approach somebody at an abortion clinic.
- Extend the time absentee ballots can be received after election day to three days
- Allow people to cast their votes electronically through the internet.
- Expand ranked-choice voting.
- Extend the deadline for ballot curing to one week after election day.
- Redact the addresses of political candidates from FOIAs.
- Add Virginia to the National Popular Vote Compact for presidential electors.
- Make it illegal to hand count ballots.
- $500 sales tax on firearm suppressors .
- "Assault weapons" and large capacity magazine ban.
- 11% sales tax on all firearms and ammunition.
- Prohibit outdoor shooting of a firearm on land less than 5 acres.
- Lower the criminal penalties for robbery.
- Ban the arrest of illegal aliens in courthouses.
- Remove mandatory minimum sentences.
- Allow localities to install speed cameras.
- Replace Columbus Day with "Indigenous Peoples Day."

[The Casserole Cassanova, GISP @the_casserole]

This is one of the sickest goals I’ve ever seen in my life and the amount of butthurt dudes in the comments is insane.

[Ian Kennedy @IanKennedyCK]

This view of Abbey Murphy's assist to Bella Fanale yesterday is ridiculous. The guts to try this at full speed, and skill to pull it off...she's a fun player to watch.

[The Casserole Cassanova, GISP @the_casserole]

@capsboybebop Day to day king. We’re back.

[The Casserole Cassanova, GISP @the_casserole]

@fanf3e @GRoditiD Not a sports page! Not a magazine!