Simon Burston

[Becca 🎧 @BeccaRBRoyalty]

Timbaland was giving rappers beats that left absolutely nowhere to hide. You had to really know how to RAP to ride production like this. JAY-Z floated on it. We don’t get enough beats like this anymore.

[Simon Burston @fishponds84]

I'm fundraising for Alzheimer Scotland. Check out my @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving https://t.co/6xKvacAYsA

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

It’s entirely possible this summer could have Glastonbury, England winning Euro 2024 & the most hated government in living memory being voted into oblivion, all within a fortnight of each other. I hope the nation’s off licenses are making plans.

[Simon Burston @fishponds84]

@ATRightMovies Die hard

[Simon Burston @fishponds84]

@HumansNoContext

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

‘I will not accept Brexit was a mistake…’

[Simon Burston @fishponds84]

@alanshearer

[Simon Burston @fishponds84]

@SocialistNHS Yes

[Jake Lambert @jakelambertcom]

Hello! Could you maybe deliver those marmalade sandwiches to people who need them rather than leaving them outside a palace? Thanks.

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

📞"If you don't like faeces in your Ribena then move to Belgium. It's as simple as that." 🇬🇧

Colin from Portsmouth argues that water companies pumping sewage into our rivers is yet another victory against the EU.

[Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @GrumpyGreyhead]

COVID still going round schools then https://t.co/uZhAXGI1GP

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

Like Fred West opening a new patio section in B&Q

[The Schlock Pit @theschlockpit]

GIVEAWAY TIME!

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Just follow us and RT this tweet right here. One winner picked at random 27th April ‘22, 9PM BST!

T&Cs in the tweet below.

[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

Disgusting and deluded.

Insulting teachers and nurses in a desperate - and doomed - attempt to save @BorisJohnson

This is the face of today’s Conservative Party.

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Jayne Secker - It's been reported that your family has links to Russia... your wife has a steak in the IT consultancy firm, Infosys, that operate in Moscow...

Rishi Sunak - My wife is not an elected politician.. I've nothing to do with that company

#KayBurley #BBCBreakfast

[Simon Burston @fishponds84]

😂😂

[Birmingham City FC @BCFC]

When in Bristol. 🍎

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

BREAKING: Turns out the UK government imposes harsher sanctions on Universal Credit claimants than it does on Russian oligarchs x