Rachel Crews

[Rachel Crews @fiskycrews]

My 2 year old loves watching my baking shows with me now! Just started the first episode of Spring Baking Championship and she said “where’s Duss Duss???” That’s what she calls @duffgoldman 🤣

[Rachel Crews @fiskycrews]

tgifffff

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

termites are like: don't talk to me before i've had my coffee table

[Rachel Crews @fiskycrews]

On a scale of 1-10, this day was like a -6. 🙃

[Rachel Crews @fiskycrews]

Good thing I stocked up on about 25-30 pairs of pajamas for little girl right before she hit a phase where she screams unless you let her sleep naked 🙃

[Rachel Crews @fiskycrews]

Unpopular opinion but plz stop having kids if you’re just going to bitch about the hard parts of parenthood.

[Rachel Crews @fiskycrews]

I’m probably going to hell for it, but every time I see one of those “tonight we pray for the mama” posts I’m like

[Rachel Crews @fiskycrews]

She also sings “happy happy happy happy” all the time and thinks she’s singing the hbd song.

[Rachel Crews @fiskycrews]

My baby says “duh-wink” (drink) and “tub-weat” (treat) and is basically the cutest human I’ve ever seen in the whole world 🥰😭

[Rachel Crews @fiskycrews]

The analogy about how to boil a frog by slowly increasing the temperature of the water is me taking a bath and turning the cold spicket down every few minutes 😅🥵🛁

[It's Memes™ @Memesdotjpg]

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In Her Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

[Rachel Crews @fiskycrews]

I present to you, my beloved child vs the mesh bed railing🤣😍🤩

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

remember when ihop was like well we are now ihob. and we were like ok? and then they were like we never said that

[Rachel Crews @fiskycrews]

It’s Saturday, the day before the blizzard, and I’ve eaten all the blizzard snacks. What do I do now? ❄️

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a ‘96 Cavalier that’s never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.

[Rachel Crews @fiskycrews]

https://t.co/70dAX6zxgn 💀 where is the lie

[Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle]

credit card chip machines are like:

- DO NOT remove your card
- DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card
- take out your card immediately or I’m burning this place to the ground