Fisti Cuffs

someone who likes to do things and occasionally gets drunk and tweets opinions about roller derby

[Fisti Cuffs @fisti_cuffs]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all week. And I live with an 8lb Boston terrier.

[Zane Golia @zbgolia]

I made this for no one and no reason. Plz Enjoy....

"Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things"

[Fisti Cuffs @fisti_cuffs]

Omg you guys. We did a thing. We built a twelve foot cat tower for one of the greatest cats I know, link (and his sister samusvision)
@sexyslaydie made the whole thing happen but… https://t.co/YtK27uPBoY

[Fisti Cuffs @fisti_cuffs]

Not bad Omar!

[Omar Chapa @omichaps]

The hero Gotham deserves, Nixon. (no relation to the bad one from the early 70's). #CynthiaForNY

[samara (she/her) @ladytrample]

How bout that Miss Tea Maven though 😍 ☕️ #DerbyTwitter #hometownthrowdown

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

As is true for all Mammals, we nurture, care for, and protect our young. So I’m guessing that if we were Bears, ICE agents who separated children from their parents would have all been mauled by now.

[Fisti Cuffs @fisti_cuffs]

@BrianLehrer other than you, I have a hard time finding ANY information on local politics. Do you have a list of local resources where we can find out information?

[Fisti Cuffs @fisti_cuffs]

@CecileRichards Omg! Thank you! Words we all need to hear and I can't wait to read #MakeTrouble

[Fisti Cuffs @fisti_cuffs]

hey @CecileRichards can you confirm this quote from your mom that she said to you when you felt you were unqualified for the PP position?
"imagine the worst that could happen, and if you can get over it, then go for it"
I want to remember it correctly so I can see it every day.

[Fisti Cuffs @fisti_cuffs]

@nprfreshair @mayadusenbery So women have been written off as 'hysterical' for thousands of years when actually we just suffer from different diseases that haven't been studied because men don't suffer to the same extent, so they don't want to study them. Huh. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Tina Daheley @TinaDaheley]

“I would like the presenter on BBC Breakfast this morning to tie her hair back. She would look so much more professional. I don't doubt her ability but her cascading hair is off-putting."

[Fisti Cuffs @fisti_cuffs]

This is my new favorite bird: Troglodytes troglodytes https://t.co/cvpphOtwJw

[Jane McManus @janesports]

I can tell from your tweet that you're the kind of good listener women would reveal their salaries to. Also, you just mansplained away pay inequity. So lol and yawn at the same time. https://t.co/z3w0RkzQnt

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Scores confirmed: USA 187 - AUS 146

Team USA win the Roller Derby World Cup again! #RDWC2018

[Fisti Cuffs @fisti_cuffs]

@Grievous1984 @USARollerDerby Lolol 🤷🏻‍♀️ welllll.....it's still getting harder!

[Fisti Cuffs @fisti_cuffs]

#funfact: each World Cup second place medal has gone to a different country. Seems like it's getting progressively harder for @USARollerDerby though 🤷🏻‍♀️😬#RDWC2018

[Fisti Cuffs @fisti_cuffs]

@sexyslaydie we are looking up tickets to Cincinnati and it's expensive but I can't be mad at you because You. Are. Killing. It. #beastmode #wombsummit #RDWC2018

[Fisti Cuffs @fisti_cuffs]

Never skate between serelson and @sexyslaydie #sorrynotsorry #RDWC2018

[Fisti Cuffs @fisti_cuffs]

Sometimes it's about the finer things #RDWC2018 #actualfireplace #RDWC

[Fisti Cuffs @fisti_cuffs]

Is it wrong that I'm at least as riveted by this as I am by the actual game? #fearleaders #RDWC2018

[Fisti Cuffs @fisti_cuffs]

This @USARollerDerby lineup 😱 #rdwc2018