Cmdr. Shenpard

Writer, typesetter, gaymer. Sometimes fun.
She/they is a safe space, feel free to engage!

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Yo, I'm a writer, a gaymer, and owner of 8 cats. Handful of facts about me:
Shen, she/they, lesbian, I love energy drinks, true crime. I can be unhinged at times, my humor is darker than black.

https://t.co/iJFR98vv56

And if you'd like to take a look at my stories, here's a 🧵

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FLARE
https://t.co/4VK7MX2GtB

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Original Stories, the 🧵

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SPARK
https://t.co/ABNqUAp59N

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Ok now, @PlayWarframe what the hell with the "profanity" thing in the Note beacon? I wanted to give the funny "be gay do crime" for pride, and apparently the "gay" is a profanity??? What the what??

[fvgula @fvgula]

Oh my god i just checked and its real Fortiche posted kirammountains and voobs unblurred?

[ItsSimmeRin @ItsSimmeRin]

As a brit I need to hear caitlyn say “I beg your pardon” for no reason whatsoever

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Me, running an already 30+ mins survival mission in warframe, the timer hits 5 min mark.
Lotus: we're all share this bounty
"bounty": 3000 credits
Me: oh for fuck's sake, MY TITS ARE BIGGER THAN THIS TIP AND I'M FKIN FLAT AS A PLANK U CAN USE ME AS A TABLE!

[chaotic neutral @wiltedpine]

Audrey deadass didn’t know wtf to do here
Rei Ami was having the time of her life
Ejae was smiling and being respectful
a perfect casting istg

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@x103p @Jojo79654415 Mira

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@capable_of_luv_ @HYPEX The one from variety show where they were breaking their backs bc it was "an honor to share the stage with u" i guess

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Having "This is what it sounds like" as both the last song of 2025 and the first of 2026 makes me believe it's gonna be a honmoon year. Happy new year to y'all, folks!

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Um, hello, folks. THERE'S ANOTHER STORY OUT THERE! Firefighters, survivor's guilt, gays... Hop on, if you're interested, Spark went LIVE!

https://t.co/W7OpfptIRy

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@somethingzenri Tbf, I spammed Golden because WISL hit too close to home. Then I embraced the message, and started spamming that one. I love it, it's like the goat song of the whole movie!

Thank you! It's an honor to serve! 🫡

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@somethingzenri you were curious. The honmoon here is fucking sealed xD

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@somethingzenri I mean they stopped counting around start to mid nov, i have a bit more listened tbf. Anyhoo, next year I'll make it to the top 10, because damn, 24th is NOT ENOUGH THE HONMOON NEEDS ME

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@somethingzenri Actually I'm 24th globally. I'd make it to the first 10 probably if I wasn't two months late to the party xD

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@darlingstarlet_ Agreed, it stops recording the data somewhere mid october/november, and missing out a load

[v ☁️ꕤ @giawrumi]

she’s trying to memorize her patterns leave her alone

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Let Mira say fuck

"look at his smug face, I'm gonna fucking smash it" would land so well

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I lowkey wanna hear the takedown with lyrics Rumi came up with in her bedroom. She would rewrite it and it'll sound even bangerier of a banger lol