Ross Wallace

Yankees fan, bibliophile, wordsmith, thespian, aspie, "AngryManVan", dad

[Ross Wallace @fit2print]

Sincere question: Actual flesh-and-blood human or computer creation?

[hotfitlena @hotfitlena]

What's your current favorite power outfit? 🖤

[Ross Wallace @fit2print]

I resemble this remark

[rattie @ratxgurl]

I have OCD and every day for the last 9 years I have had an iced latte and a Kroger muffin for breakfast. I have not missed a day. I’ve literally had stomach flu and food poisoning and still made myself eat this bc it’s a compulsion. Literally over 3000 days in a row. Not today

[Ross Wallace @fit2print]

I second that emotion

[Kevin Ford @KFord1957]

@notgaetti Y'know what looks stupid? A runner on second base who made the last out the inning before but gets to go to second base to start the next inning so we don't get home too late looks stupid.

[Ross Wallace @fit2print]

Tell us you’re a bootlicking sycophant without telling us you’re a bootlicking sycophant

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang: "We are manufacturing in America because of President Trump. We're now manufacturing the most advanced chips for AI here in the U.S. All of this started with President Trump wanting to re-industrialize the U.S."

[haruka no yume【はるかのゆめ】 @haruka_no_yume]

🇯🇵 Japanese sportscaster and talent, Ami Inamura (稲村亜美), threw her fastest ball ever at 103 km/h. For a non-professional player, she's quite impressive! I love it.

[Ross Wallace @fit2print]

💯 When there’s a cap on fat-cat #MLB owners’ profits, we can all reconsider the idea of a salary cap on players

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

Question:

Why do so many regular people feel bad for billionaires? Most of them would throw you in front of a moving train if it would help their bottom line

[Ross Wallace @fit2print]

Gospel truth. Too few (young) people know this. Then again, too few read for pleasure IMHO

[rattie @ratxgurl]

Brother one of the best parts of reading well written books is that the characters’ struggles don’t have to be word for word identical to yours for their journey to impact you and give you perspective. In fact it’s one of THE coolest parts.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Zohran has fixed 100,000 potholes in NYC, secured $1.2 billion for childcare, closed a $12 billion budget gap, and plans to invest $122M in NYC public schools. Oddly, no Sharia law yet.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

So $1.8 billion in reparations for insurrectionists, and zero for Epstein victims?

Am I getting this right?

[Ross Wallace @fit2print]

Textbook example of a rhetorical question, kids

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Is every single member of Trump’s cabinet a fucking douchebag?

[Ross Wallace @fit2print]

Vancouver 🇨🇦

[Stephan Pastis @stephanpastis]

Crowdsourcing this one:

I’m going on two book tours this summer/fall. Which cities should I go to?

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Forgive me for sounding like a broken record, but we are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian.

Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.

[The Sassiest Semite @LittleMissLizz]

To quote the late, great David Lynch regarding transphobes: “Fix your hearts or die.”

[Ross Wallace @fit2print]

Proud that I get this joke

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

(Doctors huddling outside of Billy Joel’s hospital room after test results just came back showing he had a heart attack.)

“So, when we tell him, do we do the thing?”

[Ross Wallace @fit2print]

Objectively not worth $40. Anyone can see that

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

@Dexerto The pizza is actually elite at Ceres. Dare I say… worth it

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

AOC: “America was founded in revolt of British aristocracy. The American Revolution was against the billionaires of their time. It’s actually the most American thing in the world for us to be fighting for the working class. It’s actually patently un-American to transform our country into a place of kings and landed gentry”

[𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 @CasuallyGreg]

“Pay our employees, because we won’t.”

[Ross Wallace @fit2print]

Much like the entire menu at McDonald’s, I will never comprehend the love for this soft drink. It’s what fresh asphalt would taste like if liquefied and carbonated

[Miles Brundage @Miles_Brundage]

Diet Coke is a great human achievement

Delicious 100% of the time in canned/bottled form (but also customizable with fountain machines), produced and distributed at an unimaginable scale, probably OK for you, no animal-derived ingredients, loved across political + other lines

[Ross Wallace @fit2print]

Or, you know, unlearn the countless lies you were taught about US history and become acquainted with the painful truth

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

at some point as an adult it is your responsibility to learn about history and politics outside of what you were taught in traditional k-12 education

[Ross Wallace @fit2print]

Alas, if only today’s students could write in legible cursive

[Daniel Buck, “Youngest Old Man in Ed Reform” @MrDanielBuck]

20 years ago, all classroom readings were from books, practice and tests were on paper, writing happened with a pencil, examples were on whiteboards

We can, just, go back to that.