john green

[john green @fitbaguru]

#isitok that Earps hasn’t worn that shirt at the world cup?

[john green @fitbaguru]

@SAS What a bloody shambles SAS turned out to be. Flight cancelled and 8 hour delay at Birmingham with an offer of €6 compensation for refreshments - really?

[john green @fitbaguru]

Why are the variable speed signs on the M6 between j4 and j2 set at 60 mph? Little traffic and no incidents. Smart motorways - I don’t think so

[john green @fitbaguru]

Would Adam Hills look better wearing Jacob Rees Mogg’s top hat #thelastleg

[john green @fitbaguru]

#virgintrains another first class shambles. No food no drink no passenger announcements. Just another day letting the train take the strain

[john green @fitbaguru]

Just waited 45 minutes to get up to our room on the 22 floor. #hilton hotel Edgware Road an absolute shambles with 4 lifts out of order no apology no communication not just the lifts out of order in my view

[john green @fitbaguru]

#QueenVsTrump get shorty

[john green @fitbaguru]

@joelycett @rickygervais Joe. We’re coming to see you in BUXTON tonight but we’ve had a few refreshments. Any chance you can start 30 minutes early?

[john green @fitbaguru]

#isitok can Dr Who explain why the world leaders are meeting Davros? I thought he was the leader of the Daley’s?

[john green @fitbaguru]

#challengeboris why stop at the Channel? Boris’s Atlantic Challenge - now you’re talking

[john green @fitbaguru]

#isitok good to see that Leeds Unt are commenting positively on gay marriage #lufc

[john green @fitbaguru]

Check out the photos from 25th October. https://t.co/E591gh2tR9

[john green @fitbaguru]

#mybremont taking to the skies in a classic Tiger Moth

[john green @fitbaguru]

@realDonaldTrump please stick these where the sun doesn’t shine 🍆🍆🍆 #SendAnAubergineToTrump

[john green @fitbaguru]

Let it be - the bagels #NowThatsWhatICallBagel

[john green @fitbaguru]

#dontbearacistdick why is farage still drawing an mep salary? We're out so he should f*** off. Or does he put £ before principles?

[john green @fitbaguru]

#dontbearacistdick farage does not represent me or my friends

[john green @fitbaguru]

#isitok to have an Australian trying out a scouse accent?

[john green @fitbaguru]

#isitok for Alex to travel business class when he doesn't need extra legroom?

[john green @fitbaguru]

Dick of the year - Look no further than Sepp Blatter