Jaz 🌜🧚🏻

chronic shitposter |⭑ Dan and Phil 🐹🥀 ⭑| Louis *.☽| Merlin ࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔| ✈︎ ⚢ malene ♡

[Jaz 🌜🧚🏻 @fitfdnp]

hamster love forever 🐹❤️

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

@fitfdnp 🐹 🥀

[Jaz 🌜🧚🏻 @fitfdnp]

@NoahKahan good bc we love you so much. We jsut want a 9 hour setlist so if you could work on that then that would be fantastic. No worries if not <3

[Jaz 🌜🧚🏻 @fitfdnp]

@awlistens @dnptrades Hey! I can trade armpit Phil for pinof Phil if you still have it!!

[Jaz 🌜🧚🏻 @fitfdnp]

@404H0PE @dnptrades If you still have them I can do pinof duo or shoulders duo for armpits Phil!

[Jaz 🌜🧚🏻 @fitfdnp]

Updated trading sheet!!

@dnptrades

🏷️ Photocard trading Dan and Phil Phan dnp

[Jaz 🌜🧚🏻 @fitfdnp]

trading these Dan and Phil photocards! Will trade limp wrist Dan for pride flag Phil <3 @dnptrades

[Jaz 🌜🧚🏻 @fitfdnp]

I hope jesy nelson learns to stfu it’s so fucking tiring

[Jaz 🌜🧚🏻 @fitfdnp]

me with a series…I want to love it. I love the author so much but the show was unfortunate and one cast member ruined it for me and the whole thing was just awkward and non immersive and I am so sad that this is the case :(

[Emma 💝 @hiddenreylo]

Please respect my privacy at this difficult time (they ruined the film adaptation of one of my favourite books ever)

[Jaz 🌜🧚🏻 @fitfdnp]

ohhh the setlist 😬😬 mmm yeah luckily there’s time to turn it around for the uk shows… please

[Jaz 🌜🧚🏻 @fitfdnp]

@whizzerstony

[lulu ✪ GIRL SO IN LOVE @conebrina]

The doors Conan gray be closing:

[caoimhe @lovinqmount]

you raped a woman so violently that her tampon was lodged inside of her uterus & it had to be removed with forceps. shut the fuck up

[Jaz 🌜🧚🏻 @fitfdnp]

Train conductor just pronounced Blackfriars as ‘black frizz’ 😭

[Jaz 🌜🧚🏻 @fitfdnp]

For all the 1999 phannies turning 27 this year and freaking out about it… don’t worry this is how old you are in Dan and Phil years

[Jaz 🌜🧚🏻 @fitfdnp]

@whizzerstony A communal experience

[Jaz 🌜🧚🏻 @fitfdnp]

Just sorting through my stuff and found a razor blade in this. #memories

[Jaz 🌜🧚🏻 @fitfdnp]

Hmm, I wonder what ones my girlfriend folded and what ones I folded

[Jaz 🌜🧚🏻 @fitfdnp]

Phil lester I tried new things like a new pasta shape and a new pasta sauce and I hate it so I need an apology from you specifically

[Jaz 🌜🧚🏻 @fitfdnp]

I’m so happy I got to be alive at the same time as bbc Merlin. I could have had cholera but instead I got to watch the best yaoi of all time AND I can spent the rest of my life reading fanfiction about it

[Jaz 🌜🧚🏻 @fitfdnp]

@NoahKahan Physically? Yes. Emotionally? No

[Jaz 🌜🧚🏻 @fitfdnp]

The Great October of June 2026