Connor Fitterer

"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

[323 @Ggod323]

The stripper could like me tho

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

easy 150K

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

me and the boys checking if friendly fire is on at spawn

[Aleph @woke8yearold]

I’m in awe of this post. It’s like a parody of Boomer welfare slopulism

[//Rice Cutta// @RICECUTTA0]

This is like when Huey only watched black television to see what would happen to his mind

[Vivian @suchnerve]

I actually burst out laughing

[Acyn @Acyn]

TRUMP in Pennsylvania Sept 2024 on Chinese nationals buying US farmland: You can’t do it. We don’t want you buying our land. We don’t want you taking the land off the market…

TRUMP in China 2026 on Chinese nationals buying US farmland: You want to see farm prices drop? If you want to see farmers lose a lot of money, take that out of the market.

[TUPACABRA @tupacabra]

Trump's unhinged post works better as a rap song.

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Trump's 5-week sprint to humiliating defeat in Iran cost about $22.3 billion (low estimate).

NASA's FY26 budget is $24.4 billion.

He could've doubled their budget and gotten way more hype moments and aura (and less death)

[Jonah Ahrens @TSR_Jonah]

*The Buffalo Sabres are going to the playoffs for the first time in 15 years*

World Leaders:

[eugyppius @eugyppius1]

MAGA has become an extremely bizarre cult of deranged people whose brains are leaking out of their fucking ears.
"This NEW OFFICIAL PORTRAIT is going to cause MASS PANICS nationwide."
It's a picture of the Vice President. I'm sure your political opponents will survive.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

Jestermax now brother. We have the watch. And I’ll framemog you in Valhalla

[Jowen.eth 🔸 @jowenNFT]

@Acyn anyone younger than the 59 year old average first time homebuyer hearing this:

[Evan @StockMKTNewz]

My individual stock portfolio is up 3% today using this one simple trick

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[Connor Fitterer @FittererConnor]

@crusadepepe @regularhuman0 So it has more “economic activity” then lmao

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

no longer undecided

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

To be fair, this is the official Republican stance on the issue