Megan Fitzpatrick

You make me sing, You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.

[Megan Fitzpatrick @fitz__me]

Louie can pass as 80lbs right...? 😂

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Daniel tiger: what makes you feel calmer?
Q: when my mom reads me a story. Me: vodka

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@50inthe314 “Mom be nice to Dad he can be right sometimes too..” no, no he can’t Quinn

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@50inthe314 Noooooooooooooooo 😭

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Things I never thought I’d have to tell my kid “we don’t talk about guys boobies or anyone’s big bellies” “but mom I saw it”

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@50inthe314 😭

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Yes the Blues won but shooting off fireworks is stupid

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If @50inthe314 cries at the end of this game but not #EndGame we are getting divorced #Heartless #StanleyCup #STLvsBOS

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If you stub your toe while your child is trying to nap do you scream... #fuckno

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Is it sad that I don’t know if this is @50inthe314 or Quinn’s doing?

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There’s still hope #lgb #jk

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When your husband tells you to keep the weekend of your birthday free #CantStopGoogling

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The teacher just tried to give me a hug bc Q wouldn’t and I automatically gave a side hug #HRLife #Oops

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@50inthe314 Oh ya don’t forget about that

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@50inthe314 NKOTB

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When your job includes googling what a crack pipe looks just #fml

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All we do in my family is attend family funerals I swear. Matt’s family 0 my family 7 #winning @50inthe314

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When you want to watch a grown up show and all Netflix and Prime recommend is superhero’s and Princess and the Frog #ugh #momprobs

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@50inthe314 In more ways than one. #WhereDidYouGoToHS

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Wow #MichaelBuble what a class act! Such an inspirational night! #BubleforPresident @MichaelBuble