Patty Wagon

girl journalist that loves sports, politics, gaming, and sex. yes in that order. ||||| Alum of the No U. School of Journalism ||||| 🇶🇦+🇮🇪➡️🇺🇸 (Saugus, MA)

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@charli_xcx Nah we’re good, the fuck are you on about

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Is everyone just forgetting that Messi is a tax evader criminal lmao?

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@HouseGOP

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If you are an ICE agent or support ICE agents please go ahead and do us all a favor and ki|| yourself. Your life is worthless. It has no meaning. You are lower than sewer rats. You are a waste of society’s resources.

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@HouseGOP How to explain mental retardation to kids:

- show them house GOP account

Congratulations! You taught your kids what retards look like

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@ClaraSonia15003 @DawnHallid73485 @JClarke1234019 @JimLewi10143527 @TigranKhalatya1 @StanChilton @soundman727 @oxo6 @MikeWyatt43600 @Thomas6Armitage @FrankOrr255596 Well, if you know you know…

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“64 team World Cup is too much, it will lose the magic”

*me and the mates watching Christmas Island and Bhutan draw 0-0 at 4am:

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@benshapiro If you don’t name him Lindsey you’re a right wing LARPer

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@DrewPavlou Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for peach cobbler

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@Cashloren Yeah we can tell Lindsey Graham was a scumbag piece of shit

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@BethanyForTruth You’re so close to getting it

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@tedcruz U next?

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@YUGEBOLZ He died

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@MeghanMcCain Shut up and put that Arby’s drive thru to work like women are supposed to

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@keithedwards She was his cent plug, he OD’d

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@covie_93 Dying of a fent OD

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@__0HOUR1_ He died of fentanyl overdose

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@DrNeilStone Good

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@SarahisCensored He died of a fentanyl overdose

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@PghPennStateDad Gonna cry, pussy?