Shannon Fitzgibbon

GVSU

[Shannon Fitzgibbon @fitzy0611]

My only goal in life is to have my own pack of Dobermans

[Shannon Fitzgibbon @fitzy0611]

A collection of road signs I saw today in Maine:
“You’re not a firework, don’t drive lit”
“Red white and blue, we have free shots 4 u!”
“The founding fathers didn’t drive drunk”
...

[Shannon Fitzgibbon @fitzy0611]

Me: *gets the COVID vaccine*
Also me: *has an allergic reaction to the bandaid*

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When I pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive

[Shannon Fitzgibbon @fitzy0611]

I’ve missed @DrunkMattyP more than I thought.

[Shannon Fitzgibbon @fitzy0611]

All I’ve done today is clean and panic #quarantinethings

[aubrey @aubreybell]

if I say "I could eat" we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person

[Shannon Fitzgibbon @fitzy0611]

“Stop taking pictures”
“It’s a candid so shut up” Thanks J @ Turnip Rock https://t.co/XExLKqsqRy

[Shannon Fitzgibbon @fitzy0611]

All I wanna know is why we never had difficulty with these in preschool ... but now....

[Shannon Fitzgibbon @fitzy0611]

*shopping cart slams into the back of my car*
Me to the guy walking over: “Is this yours?”
The guy: “I don’t know”
Me: ?
The guy: *takes the cart back to his truck and puts his stuff in the car*
Me:

[Shannon Fitzgibbon @fitzy0611]

We don’t claim them... Ohio? You want them? https://t.co/pFXJIjaNzj

[Shannon Fitzgibbon @fitzy0611]

To anyone who thinks they’re being slick peeing in the woods on a golf course.... thanks for putting your junk on display at my family dinner

[Shannon Fitzgibbon @fitzy0611]

If you have any other routines/swaps to add please do!

[Shannon Fitzgibbon @fitzy0611]

Since it’s #EarthDay, here’s some sustainable swaps I like to make everyday, other than metal straws sksk

No, these things won’t save the world, but we can be responsible enough to not make it significantly worse, yeah?

[Shannon Fitzgibbon @fitzy0611]

@jeremymorison4 Sometimes you’re more like Paisani Hamburgers

[Shannon Fitzgibbon @fitzy0611]

Find someone who hypes you up like instagram fashion accounts

[Kelly Keegs @kellykeegs]

How pissed is Jed right now

[Shannon Fitzgibbon @fitzy0611]

I think I might just get a roomba instead of a pet.