bailey 𖤐

born to jest, forced to joust

[Mia @boygrrI]

you think mormons drink lean in a stanley cup with heavy cream

[ravens @_R4V3N5_]

is there a way to permanently be under the effects of two beers

[skooks @skooookum]

It can be really fun to stand in line with someone you love

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

We killing you and binding your soul to a blade bro

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

They should make a Zofran Vape

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

when i experience a flicker of attraction for another person i go burn my fingerprints off on the stovetop to punish myself for my wretched immoral predatory ways

[normal person @Trollacoaster]

i had to quit drinking because i got too popular

[Richard “Womp Solider” Chestnut @womp_ripper67]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[chloe 🐅 @imnotbritishhh3]

eating by myself and my coworkers showed up and talked to me like i was a make a wish kid

[John “Pipe Fitter” Goldman @goldmanjohn66]

#PourADirtyBajaOnYourCrotchChallenge

[skooks @skooookum]

The beauty of smoking a cigarette is that even if you’re having a miserable time — a droning conversation, a bloody war, a bullshit job — at least you’re smoking a cigarette. There’s not a lot of things like that in this life.

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

guy thats chill with his coke being harvested and manufactured and trafficked in large part by slave labor but is very concerned about it being packaged in single-use plastics

[angel @angelshit]

You will never take my Yay away from me

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[Two Skateboards @TwoSk8boards]

Everyone in my family still pokes fun at the fact that as a teenager I wanted to work at the local radio station. That’s a totally normal thing for someone to want to do.