Richard “Womp Solider” Chestnut

Yale | Phish Tour 1997 | Brief appearance on “The Wheel of Fortune” | Lot Lizards | 4.6 Uber Rating | Protein Drink/Sewing Machine | 87% on the Autism Test |

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@Kramer_74 Best Mikey song

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@rick_the_brick_ @sketchy_cactus Savannah Halloween night 2

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Average Sunday

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Yes Instagram, I support small businesses #expand

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@B_McCockinner69 Never heard that one before. Always went the hockey stick route.

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@B_McCockinner69 Hey Barry, recently I just upgraded from Zyns to Velo 9mg. You have to give them a shot, absolutely knocked my britches off the first time I tried one.

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The Lowcountry boil tonight was a great success. Had me smiling ear to ass. Bubba with the clutch!

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@B_McCockinner69 Hey Barry, have a great time. Looks like a lot of fun. My crew is in Nantucket right now

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@DVanderlin60793 @B_McCockinner69 Buddy my hog is honkin! It knows that there is a squid inbound by the name of Dean. I don't want to have to talk to you again.

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@PVFloridaMan5 @StephenASpliff1 Can confirm

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Drake Maye needs to step up! One of the last good ol’ boys who plays the game right.

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Crowned life

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This is me, if you even care

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Another one of those Jerry Garcia Sundays

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@B_McCockinner69 Lookin’ good Barry!

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@B_McCockinner69 Hey Barry. Unfortunately I have been in this exact predicament before and it did not go well. I wouldn't recommend asking because when I did my wife started bitchin. #lank #shrink

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@B_McCockinner69 Barry, how you doing! This brought me back to our college days. Nothing will beat that time when Thaddius and the rest of us watched Heartland for hours.
-Uncle

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@DVanderlin60793 @B_McCockinner69 I know you consider Dr. Pepper as beer you KA bousies, but here our beer is moonshine.

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@DVanderlin60793 @B_McCockinner69 Listen, bubba! I don’t deal with squids in my line of business. You have two choices here, one you can take this post down and admit your disrespect and two, you can finally show your homosexuality.

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@DVanderlin60793 @B_McCockinner69 Yea boy, you know nothing of rough times.