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A matriarchal fall

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I underestimated the impact a profile picture can have. Maybe even worth 10k more words

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Theres only pain in value

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Witches keep garlic in their stew to keep the vampires away

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@FTX_YoungBoy I wish I was distantly connected to 9/11 lore, so much more interesting than school shootings

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@FTX_YoungBoy I faintly remember her and her brother and I remember sleeping over the family friends house a few months after and was so freaked out going into any dark spaces or bathrooms at the time. They were weird people too so that didn’t help

[maybe @maybedough_]

our slop is the same i just consume it different

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At the startup level you spend 95+% of the time lying to future clients/customers, investors, attorneys, etc.. But it gets increasingly risky to do so once you have a paper trail

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Juneteenth is very similar to easter when you really think about it

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Miss mary mack mack [fill in the rest]

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Casios that can’t be taken off without a third party and if you don’t pay your debts your hand explodes when it turns 12

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Mr beast you can do whatever you want to me. Don’t hold back

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Our European friends have fallen asleep.

[rynh @rynh667]

when i dream i cry in real life

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I will have a garden when I have money and less allergies

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Feel like cows would gather to listen to a fart symphony since jazz is distantly similar to it

[ω @airedmuse]

we are part of the weather

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On a positive note, my new hair dresser doesn’t take 8 vacations a year and doesn’t suck at cutting dark thick hair

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Movies in 2026 seem to just be about about dark humor irony school shootings and ai