Smol Bi 🏳️‍🌈

Bi; She/Her/They; Mom Friend™ Energy. Early 20-something who crochets like an old lady. 🧶 Obsessed with SDV and birds ⭐🕊️

[Smol Bi 🏳️‍🌈 @fiveBIfive20]

The first person we come out to is ourselves. Everyone after that is a hecking risk tbh

[Smol Bi 🏳️‍🌈 @fiveBIfive20]

@atrophicbtrfly Same. 2/3 times in middle school; once in highschool, maybe? Don't remember HS too well. But I DO remember the last time someone pulled that "prank" on me in middle school. Extra messed up because it was well known he was A) in a relationship and, B) had a son with her...

[Smol Bi 🏳️‍🌈 @fiveBIfive20]

@DrPlantel Oof. You're deeply out of touch, it seems.

[Corinne Green @gaynarcan]

get rekt

[brandon* @brndxix]

spreading misinformation is all fun and games until it’s you huh?

[Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK]

How it started: How it’s going:

[Smol Bi 🏳️‍🌈 @fiveBIfive20]

@KinerMusic HUH??

[Smol Bi 🏳️‍🌈 @fiveBIfive20]

@sarahhollowell Oooh, I think I know what rabbit hole I'm going to fall down tonight instead of looking at patterns for pinecones.

[Smol Bi 🏳️‍🌈 @fiveBIfive20]

@starsleeps "It takes me hours sometimes days to think up the right prompts to get the pitcher I want"

I imagine not using basic punctuation and knowing how to spell "picture" properly has something to do with that...

[Smol Bi 🏳️‍🌈 @fiveBIfive20]

@ArtStuffSteph1 @supertanskiii @ask_aubry I'd safely bet on him knowing the details about his favorite sports games (🏈/🏀/ect), maybe even across multiple teams, too!

[Smol Bi 🏳️‍🌈 @fiveBIfive20]

@doublehelix Wait a minute, now they need (sucky) AI to assist them? But I thought they could always tell *so* well already. 🤪

[Smol Bi 🏳️‍🌈 @fiveBIfive20]

@dennisbhooper Freaking heck.

[Smol Bi 🏳️‍🌈 @fiveBIfive20]

@mattxiv if/when a dad feeds his kids the same damn thing he's labeled the "fun dad" but some of y'all ain't ready for that conversation because you just hate women so much.

Fed kids are better than dead kids. True abuse would be letting them go hungry.

[Smol Bi 🏳️‍🌈 @fiveBIfive20]

@Imani_Barbarin This person's getting dumped into the shittiest retirement home one day, I guarantee it.

[Smol Bi 🏳️‍🌈 @fiveBIfive20]

@pk_kenzie Bad news for you, MYDE...

[Smol Bi 🏳️‍🌈 @fiveBIfive20]

@Esqueer_ Andy Ngô tattled to daddy, I see.

[Smol Bi 🏳️‍🌈 @fiveBIfive20]

@AriDrennen I did not have clocked her for late-twenties. I thought she was in her early 40s...

[Smol Bi 🏳️‍🌈 @fiveBIfive20]

@ask_aubry Ralph1248 is so confidently incorrect it's beginning to make me wonder if he's an alien from another planet.

[Smol Bi 🏳️‍🌈 @fiveBIfive20]

@The_sigma_fem Apparently it's "yikes" to... [checks notes] look far happier when she's truly herself now?

[Smol Bi 🏳️‍🌈 @fiveBIfive20]

@rogerduckman Found Wendi through the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park stuff and have been along for the ride since. No regrets.

I also happen to be raised Christian so the Minuteman has no "gotcha" moment there either.

[Smol Bi 🏳️‍🌈 @fiveBIfive20]

@Truth__Be__Told @TeamYouTube @Wendigoon8 Please look into getting a hobby and leaving people alone, Padma.