The Mighty Ultraman

I've got nothing to say, other than I'm a fast food and soft drink enjoyer. 🍔🍟🥤 |25|

[The Mighty Ultraman @five_tanner01]

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[The Mighty Ultraman @five_tanner01]

This is SUCH a beautiful and lovely piece of art! 😍🥰

[The Mighty Ultraman @five_tanner01]

@VivekGRamaswamy Happy birthday Vivek! 🥳🎉🎂 I hope you���re having a good birthday!

[The Mighty Ultraman @five_tanner01]

@Steam_Ty Thank you

[The Mighty Ultraman @five_tanner01]

Happy belated 25th birthday to me… 🥳🎉🎂

(My birthday was two days ago, by the way)

[The Mighty Ultraman @five_tanner01]

@Steam_Ty I know I'm a day late, but happy belated birthday, my guy!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@bscholl I wished for a bright future for all mankind

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Thank you for saving free speech, Elon.
Happy Birthday 🎉🎉🎉
Love always 🫶🏽
From Gag City & the Barbz! 🩷🎀

[The Mighty Ultraman @five_tanner01]

Happy 55th birthday @elonmusk! 🥳🎉🎂

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

Elon Musk turns 55 today.

Here are 55 milestones.

Age 54: world's first trillionaire
Age 54: takes SpaceX public
Age 54: SpaceX acquires xAI
Age 54: releases Grok 4
Age 53: launches Robotaxi service
Age 53: xAI acquires X
Age 53: catches Starship booster
Age 53: unveils Cybercab
Age 53: first private spacewalk
Age 53: Colossus supercomputer
Age 52: first Neuralink implant
Age 52: launches Grok
Age 52: rebrands Twitter as X
Age 52: founds xAI 
Age 51: launches first Starship
Age 51: buys Twitter
Age 50: flies first all-civilian crew
Age 50: unveils Optimus robot
Age 49: wins NASA moon contract
Age 48: launches crew to orbit
Age 48: ships Tesla Model Y
Age 48: unveils Cybertruck
Age 48: launches Tesla Megapack
Age 47: first Starlink satellites
Age 46: launches Falcon Heavy 
Age 46: unveils Tesla Semi 
Age 45: starts Boring Company 
Age 45: opens first Gigafactory 
Age 45: founds Neuralink 
Age 45: unveils Solar Roof 
Age 45: reflies Falcon 9 
Age 44: reveals Tesla Model 3 
Age 44: lands a rocket booster
Age 44: co-founds OpenAI 
Age 44: ships Tesla Model X 
Age 43: unveils Powerwall 
Age 43: launches Tesla Autopilot 
Age 41: opens first Superchargers 
Age 40: ships Tesla Model S 
Age 40: Dragon reaches ISS 
Age 39: Dragon reaches orbit 
Age 39: takes Tesla public (IPO) 
Age 38: Falcon 9 first flight 
Age 37: Falcon 1 reaches orbit 
Age 36: ships first Tesla Roadster 
Age 35: co-founds SolarCity 
Age 32: co-founds Tesla 
Age 31: sells PayPal to eBay 
Age 30: founds SpaceX 
Age 30: takes PayPal public 
Age 27: founds X dot com
Age 27: sells Zip2 to Compaq 
Age 24: co-founds Zip2 
Age 19: sells PCs in dorm
Age 12: codes video game Blastar

[Maye Musk @mayemusk]

Happy birthday to my wonderful son. @elonmusk has given me 55 years of joy.
It’s so much fun to celebrate with family and friends.
His cake is a rocket and a moon base 🎂🎂🎉

[tetsuo @tetsuoai]

🎂 Happy birthday, @elonmusk. Humankind's guardian Angel.

>be Elon Musk
>richest man alive
>could buy anything and sun his Balls
>decide to spend the whole fortune fighting for the human race instead

>start SpaceX
>everyone says you cannot land a rocket
>land them anyway
>goal is to make humanity multiplanetary so one bad day on one rock doesn't end the entire species
>backup the light of consciousness itself

>start Tesla
>legacy auto giants laugh in your face
>drag the entire planet toward sustainable energy by force
>now every one of them is scrambling to copy you
>open-source the patents so the whole industry can move faster

>build Starlink
>Ukraine gets cut off from the world overnight
>switch it on for them immediately
>keep millions connected when every other system failed

>start Neuralink
>people paralyzed for decades told they will never move again
>put a chip in a man's brain
>he moves a cursor with a thought
>give the disabled their lives back

>build Optimus
>decide nobody should be trapped doing backbreaking labor to survive
>build a robot to do the work humans never wanted
>aim straight at scarcity itself

>look at Twitter
>see a censorship machine quietly deciding what billions of people are allowed to think and say
>buy the entire thing for 44 billion
>open the files and show everyone how the censorship worked
>turn it back into a town square where a normal person can actually speak

>build Grok
>every other ai lobotomized to give the approved answer
>refuse to make a machine that lies to people to keep them comfortable
>build one that actually tells the truth instead
>maximally truth-seeking

>watch a mind virus crawl through every institution
>careers ended for saying the wrong thing out loud
>refuse to play along
>name the woke mind virus and fight it head on
>make it ok to think for yourself again

>watch the whole machine line up to crush one election
>put your name, your money, your reputation on the line
>go all in to help Trump win
>take fire from every direction for doing it
>bet everything on the people instead of the machine

>start DOGE
>government torching tax money on things nobody ever voted for
>open the books so every citizen can see it
>show people exactly where their paychecks were disappearing to
>bureaucrats suddenly very, very nervous

>unelected judges overriding what the voters actually chose
>two-tier justice, one rule for them and another for everyone else
>call it out by name in front of the whole world
>refuse to let robed activists run the country

>hear about young girls groomed and r**ed for years
>councils, police, and social services knew and buried it
>media refuses to touch the story
>everyone too scared of being called a name to say a word
>post about it anyway
>refuse to let it stay buried
>drag the entire coverup into daylight
>victims finally heard after being ignored for over a decade

>look at the birth rate
>realize civilization is quietly dying because people stopped having kids
>sound the alarm while everyone else ignores it
>fight for the future to actually have humans in it
>has lots of wonderful children

>get called every name in existence for all of it
>keep going regardless
>mfw none of it was ever about the money
>mfw it was always about humanity

>turns 55 today
>plans for the future span decades
>still going

[X Freeze @XFreeze]

Happy Birthday Elon 🎂

YOU are the love of humanity ❤️

[The Mighty Ultraman @five_tanner01]

@Steam_Ty Also, what store did you find said hat at?

[The Mighty Ultraman @five_tanner01]

@Steam_Ty That’s a nice Dr. Pepper hat, did you get it?

[The Mighty Ultraman @five_tanner01]

@GayRepublicSwag @Michael64214585 He’s not wrong though, you DO have nice feet.

[The Mighty Ultraman @five_tanner01]

FUCK TULSA!!!

[The Mighty Ultraman @five_tanner01]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but “meese” should be the plural of “moose”.

[The Mighty Ultraman @five_tanner01]

Do you remember when you joined X? I certainly do! #MyXAnniversary

[The Mighty Ultraman @five_tanner01]

@Steam_Ty Thank you!

[The Mighty Ultraman @five_tanner01]

Happy 24th birthday to me…