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I have never intentionally bookmarked anything on twitter.

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Always gotta post this when it happens. #stanleycup

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Mark Messier would know about blowing a 4 goal 3rd period lead in the Stanley Cup Final.

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Carter Hart blowing a 4 goal lead in a Stanley Cup Playoff game.

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Penalty shot stopped by Bussi making his NHL playoff debut in the 3rd period of a Stanley Cup Final game. Wild.

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

This game has included:

* Two VGK goals taken off the board by coach's challenges
* Mitch Marner natural hat trick, fastest in SCF history
* Stopped Marner penalty shot that would have made it 5-0 in 3rd period
* Three Carolina goals in 39 seconds, fastest in SCF history

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

So it turns out ABC used AI all throughout Game 1 whenever they went to commercial. Check out this sequence where a modern championship tag spontaneously blooms on the back of Hakeem Olajuwon's jersey, followed by another where Kobe and Ron Harper twitch awkwardly w each other.

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Fuck YouTube for running ads in the middle of a live stream.

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Carter Hart sucks.

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It would be really cool if tech companies would stop moving things around trying to get me to use things I'm actively avoiding.

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Vegas made the ultimate mistake (thinking you know what goalie interference is).

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If only there were some sort of equipment to prevent this from happening.

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Brayden McNabb just took an 87 MPH slapshot straight to the face and headed straight off the ice 🤕

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NBA uniforms look like back patches now.

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How the hell did they make Brunson look bigger than Wembamyama?

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Every time I see a Knicks celebrity fan it makes me want them to lose.

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@jordanscully2 You mean all of the people who still care about Barstool?

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@Acyn Everyone associated should resign for trying to do something this corrupt & criminal.

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The only way this would be interesting would be if one had to be publicly humiliated for losing a bet. Preferably it would be both of them.

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

I cannot express to dem staffers how little appetite their is for shit like this right now

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Why would I want to be able to find a video on Instagram when I can get a meaningless AI summary instead?

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

Happy Pride Month. Chuck said it best:

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Nobody is that excited about Folgers.

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If LinkedIn has enough money to run this many ads, they have enough to do something about all of the fake job listings.