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generally unwholesome

[sarah danger @fivefifthsdead]

Fuddrucker’s but it’s just people who have slept with Josh from Clueless called Ruddfuckers

[tom_tuna @tom_tuna]

Not my fault her pussy look like Lou Reed

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50 Shades of Greige

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gelato biafra

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Air Bud's fancy cousin, Debonair Bud

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but what if i'm GOOD & boujee

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halloween idea: cher st. john

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@Corey_Spaniel f u c k

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Luckily Kid Rock is sure to lose the senate seat to his opponent, Kid Paper

[Jon Wurster @jonwurster]

What if it turned out that Don Jr's hair is like that because he's super into rockabilly but his dad won't let him do a full-on pompadour.

[sarah danger @fivefifthsdead]

would eat: You Go Glen Coco Puffs

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w-w-wanna know wha-what's yr favorite final fanta-syyyyy

[sarah danger @fivefifthsdead]

someday i will realize my ultimate dream of having a crop top printed with misspelled pornhub comments

[sarah danger @fivefifthsdead]

everyone assumes i'm a nintendo domme when really i'm a nintendo switch

[sarah danger @fivefifthsdead]

pepto abysmal

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my name's not boise but idaho

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impersonal pizza

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stupid sexy ikea

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jugg fucklers

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bawitdaboston