happeningsofhappenstance

sporadic and mostly inane engagement. currently total taylor swift.

[happeningsofhappenstance @fiveforsilver]

@rogerfitz can this be one of those magical 3 mins???

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

you want me to work? taylor swift just told the world she is engaged to be married and you want me to work?

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

You belong with me.
💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

[Jack Snape @jacksongs]

The Queen has arrived for the closing ceremony.

[happeningsofhappenstance @fiveforsilver]

@sewistwrites Hard relate!

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Don’t.

[happeningsofhappenstance @fiveforsilver]

Where on resume does one list “proven ability to insert earrings without knocking out airpods”?

[happeningsofhappenstance @fiveforsilver]

@sewistwrites First it was the tkelce tweets as Austen characters, loved that, then it was my amazement at the way you consistently manage to be funny AND a good human in the face of Twitter being Twitter. Kudos!

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I have eaten
the brain
that was in
RFK Jr

and which
he was probably
saving
to run for President

forgive me
it was delicious
and I am just
a worm

[Daniel D'Addario @DPD_]

update: Le Creuset sent me a pot for this one

[happeningsofhappenstance @fiveforsilver]

@wendy_harmer I’m disappointed by the quote you called out. It’s not representative of an article in which an educated person marvels at the powerful nature of a range of faith experiences. Fascination wd surely encourage ppl to read it as a whole rather than call out the most ludicrous bit?

[happeningsofhappenstance @fiveforsilver]

@sewistwrites Hello from a stranger who somehow ended up following you and is just in awe of the way in which you manage to stay on here, oscillating between between sassy righteous-indignation-fueled smack downs and sunshiney delightful observational humour! It’s an art!

[happeningsofhappenstance @fiveforsilver]

@blessedswift This hurts 😭😭😭

[happeningsofhappenstance @fiveforsilver]

@alexandergold Dude, your commentary. 5 stars.

[happeningsofhappenstance @fiveforsilver]

@folkloresforest Resignation? Not quite the same as the acceptance vibes you get from the “I Can Do It With A Broken Heart” playlist! 😬😬😬

[happeningsofhappenstance @fiveforsilver]

@Calliope13 Yes,you have! So good for those dramatic wine stains!!!

[happeningsofhappenstance @fiveforsilver]

@tweetsricochet Just read this and get the viiiiibbbbeeeesssss https://t.co/4ET9mgq8qR

[happeningsofhappenstance @fiveforsilver]

@graynovember13 I just want to drop the title of A.S. Byatt's novel Possession: A Love Story everywhere because I am seeing so so so many parallels in that trailer and it is one of my favourite novels and the Emily Dickinson connection AAAAAHHH