Brian Bowman

Director of Fermentation, Lead Groundskeeper, and Pool Boy at la casa de mi esposa.

[Brian Bowman @fivegallonbatch]

@planetepics @realDonaldTrump Are these the cats that your clown-ass kids killed?

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@realDonaldTrump This is the part where you start telling your fans that the wall is being built, because they're dumb enough to believe it.

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@realDonaldTrump Does this count as one false statement, or four?

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@realDonaldTrump You only hire the best people, right? #covfefe #bebest #winning #MAGA #hamberder

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@realDonaldTrump I lost a quarter of my retirement last quarter, you fucking asshole!

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@realDonaldTrump @newtgingrich Garfield, McKinley and JFK, you fucking moron!

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@realDonaldTrump LOL! If it's really so dangerous, you wouldn't be anywhere near it, Cadet Bone Spurs!

[Brian Bowman @fivegallonbatch]

@realDonaldTrump Like that whore first lady?

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@realDonaldTrump LOL!

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@realDonaldTrump LOL

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@realDonaldTrump You hire the best people, huh?

[Brian Bowman @fivegallonbatch]

@realDonaldTrump Tweets the guys who used Russia's government resources to steal an election.

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@realDonaldTrump Something your supporters shouldn't really care about since they're typically broke and stupid.

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@realDonaldTrump So much for stopping the bad hombres at the border.

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@realDonaldTrump Mafioso says what?

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@realDonaldTrump Fuck, I wish dueling was still a thing.

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@realDonaldTrump Their families are probably dead too.

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@realDonaldTrump You're asking Mexico, right?

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@realDonaldTrump LOL! Are you ten-years-old?

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@realDonaldTrump Will you please go hunting with Dick Cheney?