Brandon Lankchevy

I cried over Star Wars as a kid

[Brandon Lankchevy @fiveonagoodday]

Shirts are wild because your body goes in one hole and exits 3

[Brandon Lankchevy @fiveonagoodday]

@NickJFuentes How o

[Brandon Lankchevy @fiveonagoodday]

Nice try, you made those words up, pal

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

In 1890, Henri Poincaré proved the non-existence of the uniform first integral of the three-body problem and the sensitive dependence to initial conditions of its trajectories.

Yet, stable solutions to it do exist and these are some of them.
https://t.co/haECKnWsfp

[Brandon Lankchevy @fiveonagoodday]

I drive w my windows down, not for the vibes, but to maximize my carbon footprint

[Brandon Lankchevy @fiveonagoodday]

I can’t be a stepdad bc I’d teach her son math but the wrong way to prove a point

[Brandon Lankchevy @fiveonagoodday]

ladies wyd if he got Glimpse of Us in his spotify wrapped

[Brandon Lankchevy @fiveonagoodday]

My childhood officially died when I started to fw topochico

[Brandon Lankchevy @fiveonagoodday]

@jakeryanenglish dude get back on the lexapro

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Idk who this Roe Wade person is but I’m gonna give him a piece of my mind

[Brandon Lankchevy @fiveonagoodday]

@cowgirlpharb @srryabouturego @lexieisawesom3 Damn the fatherless bitches are active asl today

[Baz @bazlyons]

Why hasn’t anyone stopped him?

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

oh yeah lady you want to come back to my place. Why So you can beat the shit out of me and kill my roommates

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 @friedurethra]

me and who ?

[Brandon Lankchevy @fiveonagoodday]

“Get someone who texts you while the sun is still up” 😔

[Soap Facepalmina @soaprunsfast]

he was so happy everyone loved his new outfit, until he realized they were kidding

[Brandon Lankchevy @fiveonagoodday]

Hmu for spring break plans, we’re going to the Bermuda Triangle and disappearing

[Brandon Lankchevy @fiveonagoodday]

im sorry son you can’t go college, bitcoins down this quarter 🥺😔

[Brandon Lankchevy @fiveonagoodday]

Ngl if I got tickled in a fight it’d be over

[Brandon Lankchevy @fiveonagoodday]

How it is

[Josh. @RUIZJ__]

How it be