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I Will Lead not by example but with Incompetence followed by Foolishness

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@piersmorgan I think he had already sacked her. He just wants the right time to announce it. If that turns out to be the case it's beyond pathetic of @Keir_Starmer oh the mask is falling off..

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@UKLabour I hope U now realise after @RachelReevesMP broke down today in #PMQs, that mirrors how the public feels. Tired, Fed up, desperate etc etc. Will @Keir_Starmer notice? All political views aside that was hard to watch. #LabourReforms

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@Keir_Starmer Please @rickygervais make a new sitcom "Stamer" all about a man that has been hypnotized to believe he is PM but really runs a holiday camp.

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@Keir_Starmer This is your best when WW3 is round the corner. Tool.

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@campbellclaret Remember all those weapons of mass destruction.

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@BethRigby Beth. No world leader takes @Keir_Starmer as a serious man. No one cares what his input might be. He is a pathetic example of politics.

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@Keir_Starmer Condemn it then. Who attacked who first? So according to your logic Iran has the right to defend itself. BUTTTT Somehow you have forgotten about this. You're not a leader, You're the #alanpartridge of politics.

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@rickygervais Please do a spin off called "STARMER"

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@Keir_Starmer Jesus. Just cool dad on a stroll.

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@Keir_Starmer U need to have a word with your marketing manager. Looks like an 80s Stock photo.
If you're going for the wooden look get a carpenter

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@UKLabour U need a mirror

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@Keir_Starmer My God, just look at the faces of the people in the audience. Do they look like they believe you?

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@Keir_Starmer Hmmm. AI, Helping people work. I am sure you know what you are doing. What could go wrong. Maybe the AI could do your job better?

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@UKLabour Ohhh. So now you are helping old people. What a clown show.

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@Keir_Starmer Oh my god. Who the hell in PR are you listening too. So Bad..

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@Keir_Starmer Robot. We know, 22 Billion. Jesus we know.

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@UKLabour I wonder what a Simpsons meme about U-TURNS would look like. It would be e WAY more than 1 in - 1 out.

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@Keir_Starmer Tool Maker?

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@UKLabour Are you lot kids? Simpsons memes. You run a Country not a YouTube channel. Fuck me..

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@Keir_Starmer Always a BUT!