Rosie

37. Actor. Nerd. She/Her. Anime, figure skating, craft beer, and my cat.

[Rosie @fivery]

Anyone who mistakes me for a cool person should know how high “tiny hoodie for a hot water bottle” is on my list of Best Purchases Ever Made

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

meta glasses? you mean pervert glasses? you mean pedo glasses? you mean groper glasses? you mean loser glasses? you mean creep glasses? you mean sicko glasses? you mean predator glasses? you mean groomer glasses? you mean molester glasses? you mean stalker glasses? you mean scumb

[` @schiz04renic]

then i realized…many relationships only exist because the woman is silently tolerating a whole bunch of bullshit

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

Apparently yanks on tiktok have discovered Common People bg Pulp and think its a song about not wanting to be a normie... how in god's name do you misinterpret Common People? It's about as subtle as a sledgehammer.

[Nene @Nene_Smalfoot]

@sanriodaily It's sad because I would definitely buy Big Challenges merch

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT A BUSINESS

ITS PURPOSE IS NOT TO MAKE MONEY

[emma @emmatranter_]

An astonishing part of dating is how many men will cheerfully admit they are Madonna/Whore-ing you and expect you to take it as a compliment

[Lebogang Mos @lebogangmos]

They didn’t lose

[kat @yslnadi]

me trying to fix my sleep schedule but the world is so nice and quiet from 12-5am

[Link🇻🇦 @ZeldaZealot]

The Japanese have discovered mothman and I’m realizing it’s the American equivalent of a Yokai

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[✨🧚RAWR🧚✨ @CapricuntofCats]

Lmao I realized this too. Time blindness folks dealing with adhd aren’t running hours behind. That’s just a complete disregard for someone else’s time.

Time blindness is looking at the clock and it’s 5-1o mins past the time that you were supposed to leave and now you’re freaking out trying to get out of the house.

[chia @julianmiflaco]

people who hate friends to lovers are weak and boring #tome there is nothing more beautiful than someone loving you both platonically and romantically, seeing all the parts of yourself and still falling for you?? okay peak!!

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

my fav sex position is actually when i have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

I don’t know that explain to some of you that you have to be active participants in your own lives. You have to do things, even if those things are uncomfortable, you don’t like them, they’re hard, difficult, or it takes multiple attempts. It’s your life, you gotta live it.

[Kenzie Dubek 🇵🇸 @losing_dawg]

The Birdcage (1996) makes me so emotional, these men just survived the AIDS crisis and probably lost a lot of friends and then their baby boy comes home and immediately wants them to hide themselves away and violates the safe little corner of the world they carved for themselves.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

being single is great until a romantic movie reminds me maybe i do want someone to buy me flowers and look at me with those pathetic yearning eyes

[h @ruinsunflower]

yes girl eat your first meal of the day at 3pm

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else