fiona

i'm actually cool just give me like five tries to get it right

[fiona @fivna]

@heidikins7 @spaceycayceee be careful with corn litter if you live somewhere humid or keep your litter box in the bathroom. it can become toxic with too much moisture

[fiona @fivna]

@N71200 @stinkyygayy @instagram I spoke too soon :( same thing happened to me. my second account has a normal feed but my main feed is back to the updated garbage.

[fiona @fivna]

can you mix advil with kombucha

[fiona @fivna]

contemplating buying underwear with the days of the week on them to add structure to my life

[H.A. @dirtcup_art]

mushrooms are the ultimate food experience. Meat without meat. Vegetable without vegetable. A sin without sin. Beautiful. Mysterious. Elegant. Decedent.

[hannah @discounthannah]

People will be like “I’m not getting the vaccine, who knows what’s in it” and then eat hot dogs

[jite @JlTEAGEGE]

me watching my own ig story:
wow, she’s so cool and cute and fun

[fiona @fivna]

@spookysammi no save your four hours of free time

[fiona @fivna]

@maylertorton Dale !

[fiona @fivna]

saturday night you already know

[fiona @fivna]

craving the red coating on a tylenol pill

[fiona @fivna]

this is just my boyfriend in 4 different pictures

[fiona @fivna]

no explanation but jesus is a child of incest

[fiona @fivna]

mcdonald’s bbq sauce hits different

[fiona @fivna]

@holy_schnitt in Canada you can do your taxes online for free with different gov approved websites. they tell you exactly what info to fill in so you can’t mess it up! saves my life

[fiona @fivna]

@alessssiiaa_ how do i tag my 80 year old father in this

[fiona @fivna]

from now on I will only be acknowledging joe rogan as the host of fear factor

[fiona @fivna]

listen to a piano playlist while you’re cooking dinner and thank me later