Nothing turns a liberal into Sonic the Hedgehog faster than a Muslim yelling about God in Arabic.
Odd behavior for people who insist fear of Muslims is an irrational phobia.
A Jewish man in his nineties goes to confession. He confesses to the priest that he is having relations with a woman in her twenties. The priest says, โBut you are Jewish. Why are you telling me?โ The man says, โIโm telling everybody.โ
@canthelpmenow7 Things I want to call your kitty: โLittle Pretty Kitty Oneโ (from the song โLittle Bitty Pretty Oneโ by Thurston Harris)
Things I want to call my kitty: โMr. Mischiefโ and โAssholeโ ๐โค๏ธ
@DeraCalla@sappholives83 Alcohol doesnโt hydrate you, it DEHYDRATES you!!! Thatโs why itโs so important to drink water along with alcohol so youโre not agonizing over a hangover the next day!!