Matt Gitchell

Oafish and curmudgeonly, yet pleasantly musky. Director, Client Solutions Engineering @lytics

[Matt Gitchell @fixative]

The coding will continue until morale improves

[Matt Gitchell @fixative]

@Euphoric696 @AdamFriedland @HunterBiden His steak is too juicy, his lobster too buttery

[Matt Gitchell @fixative]

Watching people do all this shit in JS now that we were doing in 2009 in Flash is super annoying, but go off. I’ll be over here yelling at clouds.

[Matt Gitchell @fixative]

@WhiteHouse I bet this hits hard if you’re stupid

[Matt Gitchell @fixative]

Went off pager duty right before the AWS outage hit so that’s fun

[victor @sacrificeofvic]

D’Angelo’s Prince tribute was the only one that moved me to tears, the way he got choked up. He was truly his greatest musical son.

[Matt Gitchell @fixative]

The current state of AI at large is generally like asking your turkey-filled drunk uncle a question at thanksgiving. You might get the right answer, sometimes it’s wrong but close, sometimes it’s wrong and racist.

[Matt Gitchell @fixative]

TFW figuring out the deployment config takes 4x as long as the coding

[Matt Gitchell @fixative]

idek what those two men are fighting about, really, I have both names muted

[Matt Gitchell @fixative]

I feel like if I help you fix a typo in your job listing, you owe me an interview at the very least

[Matt Gitchell @fixative]

If you’re a five-year-old, yes

[Matt Gitchell @fixative]

had to make a choice between swiping my Hop card like a good citizen or making the train; chose the latter and got dinged for a warning by a fare cop. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Matt Gitchell @fixative]

😐

[Matt Gitchell @fixative]

@Potestio @LinkedIn But I really am 6’3”!

[Matt Gitchell @fixative]

oh BOY

[Craig Ferguson @CraigyFerg]

The turducken of stupid cometh.

https://t.co/Nz9i5RZYAc

[a @bluishorange]

what is this fucking reality we’re in I want out

[Oliver Willis @owillis]

when the right picks someone of the left to make a story about, its not just that one moment. its part of an ongoing campaign to say "this is how the left is, and its not normal like you, and we have to stop them spreading the abnormality."

[Matt Gitchell @fixative]

@SlackHQ click one name and see DMs with that one person; shift-click several ppl and see/create a group DM convo with the combo you’ve selected. basically shortcutting “create new message->select multiple names”

[Matt Gitchell @fixative]

Feature request for @SlackHQ desktop app: Ctrl- or shift-click on names in the DM sidebar opens up any historical group chat with the selected names.
Please and thank you.

[Clever Cycles @clevercycles]

It’s me y’all. My soma was stolen in pieces last night. Keep yer eyes peeled.

[Matt Gitchell @fixative]

Oh come ON

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) — New York health officials report polio case, the first one in U.S. in nearly a decade.