calypso

i’m the sun, you can suck it // $myaev

[miia @miiagarro]

i always be lying saying “i could never go crazy over a man” then go absolutely off the rails berserk

[eliz @eliza___v]

Us after deleting each other, blocking each other, and saying “never again”

[jezz @JezziiB]

Men pursuing “hyper-independent” women and not lightening their load is diabolical. Take her out of survival mode or leave her alone.

Can’t even lead her.

The jokes write themselves.

[calypso @fixedbby]

i’m so funny I’ll be taking one for the team for my own self just for the plot

[calypso @fixedbby]

i’m so exhausted. literally can’t do shit

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

before u beef with me just know i'm deeply malicious to my core once upset

[miia @miiagarro]

not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird i want my man barking in my comments

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Perhaps a restoration of dignity is in order

[x__x @bpdsins]

somewhere there is a man mad at me for what he did

[JJ🥷🏻 @jashtj]

happy mother’s day to every women who had to babysit a man child

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

We all the same sex atp, a man is basically a btch pro max.

[alexei @alexeixbt]

my hobbies include pattern recognition and psychoanalysis

[𝙂​𝙐​𝘼​𝙋​𝙊​ @resilience_47]

stop crying about how people treat you & get the fuck out they face

[miia @miiagarro]

"boys dont cry" not true. u just don’t know how to make them cry, all of mine cried

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

He wasn’t sorry when you didn’t know. Remember that

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

how little you must have loved me to do that

[calypso @fixedbby]

why do i attract the most useless men on earth

[calypso @fixedbby]

@Needagida 100% i’m over it lol

[miia @miiagarro]

“why would i lie to you”

i dont know maybe because you’re a liar

[calypso @fixedbby]

srsly only a placement when people need me, bc when they don’t and their void is filled it’s like i barely exist