Sam Allgood

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You Vs. The Guy She Told You Not to Worry About

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“…being an adult blows ass…” -marlboromatt324

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her left armpit was more stinkier than the other one

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voting for whomever will tax the billionaires

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"I don't put the sunscreen in the same pocket as the camera, kind of, as a rule..."

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she gave me the last bite of her #number12beachclub @jimmyjohns

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Off road motorcycle call that Gnarly Davidson

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hexaguessimal

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@carsickcourier

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hair smelling like another woman’s groin

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you know fixie doesn't pay the bills when, every bike youtuber is making the same content...

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This could be us

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Used to be able to buy live pets at k-mart, they sold monkeys to all good Americans, they took this from us

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#neverforget they used to sell monkeys at K-mart

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#MAKA #MonkeysAtKMartAgain

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Just converted to sillyism

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If we eat the rich, I’ve got dibs on the pubes, I have an art project in mind