Ron Himmelhaver

[Ron Himmelhaver @fixituper]

God only puts as much on your shoulders as you can handle. Everybody else is just trying to break you!

[Ron Himmelhaver @fixituper]

Stoked about this costume party tomorrow night! Wait till ya see pics!

[Ron Himmelhaver @fixituper]

If I could sell stress I would be rich!

[Little Gung-Fu @LittleGungFu]

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[Ron Himmelhaver @fixituper]

Hurry up Wine Down Wednesday!

[Ron Himmelhaver @fixituper]

When you can not even compete with the crunch of a pickle it is time to call it a night......

[Ron Himmelhaver @fixituper]

You can keep a good man down. If you can get past that whole gag reflex thing..

[Ron Himmelhaver @fixituper]

Sometimes life surprises you. Sometimes it dumbfounded you. Sometimes you just say WTF?

[Ron Himmelhaver @fixituper]

Not a night goes by that I don't think about. Wait... What was I thinking about?

[Ron Himmelhaver @fixituper]

I asked my Kung Fu teacher why he calls me grasshopper. He said " Because you're ugly. Like a bug."

[Ron Himmelhaver @fixituper]

If the bullfrog outside my window knew how good I was at frying shit he would STFU!

[Ron Himmelhaver @fixituper]

Wanna hear something AWESOME? Meeee toooooooo!

[Ron Himmelhaver @fixituper]

I'm melting! I'm melting!

[Ron Himmelhaver @fixituper]

Tonight someone told me I had evolved more than them. I explained that man learns to walk upright when he pulls his head out of his ass.

[Ron Himmelhaver @fixituper]

Two rods+ one net+ a cooler= a few hours of serinity.👍

[Ron Himmelhaver @fixituper]

Just when you think work is done....