𝑬𝘧𝘧𝘺 𐦍༘

I have a bf

[MAGE @magemixx]

not being able to eat apples unless they’re sliced

[Teasmoker @ismokegreentea]

alright riot games

[Lara Rajiana @LaraRajiana]

“Trade just entered the building”

Me asf:

[land 🎶 @landlared1]

white people when you don’t want to watch verity fart porn with them

[~ 🪽 ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 dia 𓏲ּ𝄢 °‧⋆🪽 ~ @luvdiafev]

i wanna sit on a guys lap and feel him get hard under me :p

[Agonent🧡👑 @Ag0nent]

"Your alarm has been set for 3 hours and 17 minutes"

[Mrshithead @peeeeps6]

i’m on fucking youtube now

[♡ @doey_eyed]

"abs or biceps" puppy eyes.

[risenchungus @Nachosboom]

“Losercore” mfs when a neurodivergent person walks in:

[𝑬𝘧𝘧𝘺 𐦍༘ @fixmemf]

I want you to he scrawny but I want you to be able to carry me and like everything else😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡

[Jesse Watters RV 🇺🇸 @_Jesse_watter]

Never stop talking about the Epstein files.

[𝑬𝘧𝘧𝘺 𐦍༘ @fixmemf]

I want to make love to you romantically (not lustfully)

[j @v4mp_girljay2]

i wanna sit on a guys lap n feel him get hard underneath me

[mia ♡ @greenonionluvr]

kissing that turns to grinding that turns to fingering that turns to fcking

[𓏲ּ𝄢 @coffeedrinker81]

being horny in a long distance relationship is the modern equivalent to medieval torture