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i’m a reggae tom boy

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i want a grilled cheese and soup and to be wrapped in a blanket

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so much for being sanitary

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have not lived in this house in 14 years

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teleportation is so the superior super power

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don’t worry i’ll only have sex when it’s dark out during ramadan

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selling your shih tzu on facebook marketplace for $1500 is wild

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as if today wasn’t already shitty enough, i just dropped hot sauce on my slippers.

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wearing jean booty shorts in the airport is wild

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rabies is hereditary and my mother gave it to me

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my cat waits for me to get out of the shower the way a woman waits for her husband to return from war

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ooo i’m in troubleee

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route 44 diet cherry limeade

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keep fresh wheat thins in the pantry for my sister. noted.

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there has bean a catastrophe

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how are the children of the year 3000 supposed find the Jonas Brothers

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Every time I watch this I cry laughing

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Meanwhile in Florida, a beagle protects its family home from an alligator

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Bitches be lying. U will be living together and she come to bed dressed like a damn Franchize Boy

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@laineywilson we need miller light