Forrest

If you were cool you would already know me.

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I like my beer like I like my women: natural and light.

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Whats up twitter it's been a minute

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@JBlaineTrain @Thieving_Birds Praise the lord

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@FactsAboutTexas So excited that you’re not sure which your to use so you double down and put R’s in both places

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@AlwaysColinMe

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@ChazLocke11 Crispy no salt literally no contest

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@raywalkerjoshua Are there people out there who DONT like Boston?

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@SFABarstool Wait is there not a panda E in the student center anymore??

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People get hype about Super Bowl commercials but sleep on March Madness commercials.

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/g9onpiwJtV

[Is It Christmas Yet? @IsItChristmas]

Yes

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She said “I’ll bet you make it- it’s a long way from your heart” @TpTroubadours

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“People don’t think it be like it is, but it do” -Oscar Gamble

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Went to the court house today. They gave me a life sentence! #makeherabaker https://t.co/wFl03r1ooD

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If you haven’t jumped on the @Thieving_Birds bandwagon yet you should probably go ahead and do so. They’re gonna be the next big thing.

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I ain’t the toughest hickory that your axe has ever fell, but I’m a hickory just as well, I’m a hickory all the same

[Colin Lowther @AlwaysColinMe]

I’m going to mix all the White Claw flavors together and call it a Joe Exotic (aka Tiger Claw)

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@AlwaysColinMe Real talk tho is that @KrystalMarieJ in the opening shot with the tiger?

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Ain’t it funny how every now and then the unfortunate kind get lucky sometimes