Fizza Aslam

Radio Jockey at @CityFM89, Voiceover Artist and Co-founder at The Lemon Corner.

[Fizza Aslam @fizza_aslam]

@realDonaldTrump How’s it feel to be a failed President? Like never before!

[Fizza Aslam @fizza_aslam]

@surkhminahil You stop giving a shit about “other” people. You get to know yourself! So yes it does get better.

[Fizza Aslam @fizza_aslam]

@BernieSanders This world doesn’t deserve a man of your caliber. They keep voting for the likes of Trump and wonder why America isn’t great anymore.
More power to you!

[Fizza Aslam @fizza_aslam]

@marvisirmed More power to you! And I’m sorry you were spoken to in such a way. #merajismmerimerzi #

[Faizan. @thoraoffbeat]

Here's to a month of women, incredible and ordinary alike. To women who did the emotional labor over years, morsel by morsel, for men like me to finally put in some effort to unlearn what we conveniently call societal conditioning. The world asks so much of you and u keep giving.

[bis @itsokaybis]

people who get to travel a lot because of their parents work are always like “a life full of goodbyes. will I ever b e l o n g 😔😔” shut up man some of us have lived our whole lives in dha lahore

[Imran Khan @ImranKhanPTI]

Priya Gopal, Lecturer at Cambridge Uni likens attack on Muslims, their mosques, homes & businesses in New Delhi to the pogrom of Jews carried out by the Nazis, esp in 1938 - the Kristallnacht (Night of Broken Glass) when Nazis attacked Jews, their synagogues, homes, businesses.

[Mehdi @SzpilmanStinson]

Yall thought Ali zafar wrote, composed, and sang the song all in a day? Just because Waseem badami pumped him up for it?
Ali zafar has been making chess moves brooo.

[Noon Seen Jafri @sikandernamrah]

Aunty: Beta abroad janay ka shauq nai hua?
Koi job shob bahar karne ka?
Girl: nahi, kaam culturally relevant hai islye Pakistan is
better place to work
Girl's mom: Aur mai kabhi bhejoongi bhi nahi
Aunty: *Laughs*
Dummy boy: *laughs*
The whole Ummat e Patriarchy: *evil laugh*

[Moeed Pirzada @MoeedNj]

Justin Bieber explains his plight! Get Well Soon! https://t.co/sTgt27XlYE via @@GVS_News

[Mir Mohammad Alikhan @MirMAKOfficial]

Pakistanis want @ImranKhanPTI to be a magician.

Fix the economy in a jiffy. Fix the police in a New York minute. Fix the bureaucracy within a week. Fix the capital markets in a day. Fix everything NOW.

But nobody bothers to ask:

Why does it need fixing ? Who messed it up ?

[Fizza Aslam @fizza_aslam]

Papi’ta & Fado ❤️ https://t.co/25po4DGwXi

[Fizza Aslam @fizza_aslam]

#keepthehustlealive https://t.co/85RPEdH6oT

[Fizza Aslam @fizza_aslam]

@shorbanoor Good for you!

[Fizza Aslam @fizza_aslam]

@queenbsupreme You have so many wonderful experiences ahead of you. Fight. Dig. Strive. May God bless you.

[CityFM89 @CityFM89]

Tune in to #Route89 with @fizza_aslam tonight at 9PM for a #GwenStefani special!

[MEESHA SHAFI @itsmeeshashafi]

You should not have said.
You should not say..
Why did you say...
What reason for saying...
How dare you say...
Why did you say it like this/that
Why haven’t you said it to me?
Why this forum?
But what about xyz issue?
Also:
But why didn’t you say anything sooner?

🙃

[CityFM89 @CityFM89]

It's #Madonna's birthday tomorrow! Tune in to #Route89 with @fizza_aslam at 9 pm tonight for a Madonna special show as we celebrate her big day!
#ShowcaseSpecial #RJFizza #Birthday

[Fizza Aslam @fizza_aslam]

@Za1d What you wrote was inappropriate. Realise that instead of dragging gender inequality into the mix. Stick to comedy.