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What happened to the dolan twins

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You wonder why the NHS is in crisis? Had my monthly staff meeting yesterday and found out that we’re all on a vacancy freeze (choice made by finances) and that if anyone leaves, we’re not allowed to replace them :) and guess what?? We’re already short staffed!!:)

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

my nervous system works so well like im literally nervous all the time

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American crowds don’t deserve these sets. Bring Bieber and Sabrina to glasto asap

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Which ocean do astronauts go over before re entering into earth? There’s just an ocean full of discarded rocket pieces somewhere

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Until it rains and ur hairline starts melting down ur face

[Gusti Ayu @gustiayutp]

This product is like magic😨

[fizz @fizzerxo]

How at 9am on a Monday are you already gassing out the workplace with your BO

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@cal_optimal Making the most out of these longer day light hours already, we love to see it

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@SandyofSuffolk And let me guess it’ll be costing us a bomb to make the app

[angie @hotsoggi]

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

[Amy🍬 @ALD1878X]

Can not be arsed in the slightest with meningitis, put a dome over the south and call it a day

[AFTER REVIEW, WEST HAM NUMBER 19 @LazarusKumi]

I can smell the banana bread already

[fizz @fizzerxo]

Notice how much easier it is to drag yourself out of bed now it’s not pitch black at 8am still

[Caitie @hammlittle]

this daylight is in fact saving me

[KENNY KO @KENNYKANCELLED]

Choosing WW3 instead of arresting the rich pedophiles was a wild choice.

[aditya @adxtyahq]

on my way to dubai because flights & hotels are 70% off

[OverSabi 🇳🇬 @korejay]

HMRC waiting for the first wave of Dubai millionaires to touch down in the UK..

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It’s sooo weird when soap actors leave the show but the directors don’t wanna kill the character so they just swap the actor for a look a like and carry it on like nothing happened

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Chlamydia would be a cute baby girl name if it didn’t mean what it means

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How long before they capitalise on the files and make Epstein’s island a tourist attraction?