Fizz Diablo Murray

For years I have plotted. The time is near.

[Fizz Diablo Murray @FizzMurray1]

I've came to the conclusion I am better than everyone! #Best #catlife #serveme

[Fizz Diablo Murray @FizzMurray1]

@SamTheRoaster On that exact spot I empty my bladder....

[Fizz Diablo Murray @FizzMurray1]

@DavidMurray45 nae escaping me, big yin

[Fizz Diablo Murray @FizzMurray1]

@DavidMurray45 Naw

[Fizz Diablo Murray @FizzMurray1]

@Scotty_Dog90 heard you won some competition. You'll always be a failure to me.

[David Murray @DavidMurray45]

#sneakybathtimefarts

[Fizz Diablo Murray @FizzMurray1]

@SamTheRoaster Dug breath, not heard from you in a while. Nor the postman....

[Fizz Diablo Murray @FizzMurray1]

Right, been quiet for far too long....

[Fizz Diablo Murray @FizzMurray1]

@d_j_m_rlm Appears so, homes...

[Fizz Diablo Murray @FizzMurray1]

@d_j_m_rlm Oho! Fresh meat on twitter!

[Fizz Diablo Murray @FizzMurray1]

@SamTheRoaster You're an idiot.

[Fizz Diablo Murray @FizzMurray1]

@SamTheRoaster Point proven.

[Fizz Diablo Murray @FizzMurray1]

@SamTheRoaster it makes you an arsehole.

[Fizz Diablo Murray @FizzMurray1]

@SamTheRoaster Aye, cause that makes you the moral victor in this tale....

[Fizz Diablo Murray @FizzMurray1]

@SamTheRoaster Cat is smart enough to know cars will hurt if one was to run in front of it ;)

[Fizz Diablo Murray @FizzMurray1]

@SamTheRoaster I don't LOL, but if I did I would be doing it pretty hard right now!

[Fizz Diablo Murray @FizzMurray1]

@Phsykikdave has vacated the house. Let's have some fun #whenthecatsaway

[Fizz Diablo Murray @FizzMurray1]

@pc_murray Think I'll visit your garden tomorrow. Then we'll see who is enjoying themselves!

[Fizz Diablo Murray @FizzMurray1]

@LelMeg Don't involve me in your silly games, skin bag!

[Fizz Diablo Murray @FizzMurray1]

@Scotty_Dog90 Shut it you! Arsepiece!