In my “hypermorality won’t save the world” era🍉

Fizz, she/her. Wei Wuxian Is So Loved Agenda. H*rny twitter @spicy_fizz

[In my “hypermorality won’t save the world” era🍉 @fizzyells]

I love women in hallmark movies they’re like “my boyfriend is always working and doesn’t have time to go sledding with me in the middle of the day. I’ll leave him for a farmer,”

[In my “hypermorality won’t save the world” era🍉 @fizzyells]

Honky tonk badonkadonk

[🐰 Semi-Hourly Wei Ying 🐰 @wei_hourly]

💙❤

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

When your 'friend' tenderly taking care of your wounds gives you a raging hard-on

[citra ❄️ @perdizzion]

what matters is 'you,' and not the state of you. 🌼

#TGCF #hualian #天官赐福

[US Department of the Interior @Interior]

The eastern screech owl is a master of disguise. You better have a sharp eye to spot these birds of prey, which like to nest in tree cavities.

Photo at Okefenokee National Wildlife Refuge by Graham McGeorge

[In my “hypermorality won’t save the world” era🍉 @fizzyells]

Baby hua cheng wrote “my mom sold me to taizi dianxia” YouTube fic

[In my “hypermorality won’t save the world” era🍉 @fizzyells]

I love the TGCF fandom it’s like “what does a malnourished ten-year-old look like? Basically a toddler, right?”

[In my “hypermorality won’t save the world” era🍉 @fizzyells]

@laceyarchives I love her!!!

[In my “hypermorality won’t save the world” era🍉 @fizzyells]

@laceyarchives Is this sachi?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

lets cancel chatgpt

[michelle @michelleakin]

y’all… i have achieved a dream.

[In my “hypermorality won’t save the world” era🍉 @fizzyells]

If there were not already a Protestant reformation by the time the pope said you’re not allowed to use birth control I feel like there would have been one just for that

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

They did it. They made the most belongs on 30 Rock show of all time

[In my “hypermorality won’t save the world” era🍉 @fizzyells]

Season 1 of the vampire show was the most Taylor Swift Blank Space crash and burn bullshit I have ever seen and idk how s2 can be that narratively satisfying

[In my “hypermorality won’t save the world” era🍉 @fizzyells]

@wwxwashere @cat_elg Except my cats want to snuggle the heck out of you

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

In the spirit of togetherness, if you live outside the US, please share your country's most dangerous cooking method.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Nothing makes me laugh harder than thinking about Wicked in the west end announcing that the Queen had died and then the show opening with a full chorus GOOD NEWWWWWWWWS! SHE’S DEEEEEEEEEEAD!

[서서 @suhsuh9_]

#TGCF #花怜 #천관사복 #天官赐福

[In my “hypermorality won’t save the world” era🍉 @fizzyells]

App lessons and YouTube are not cutting it, I need someone to coach me through mandarin pronunciation and not laugh at me :(

[In my “hypermorality won’t save the world” era🍉 @fizzyells]

@wwxwashere Are there people who don’t have friends who are happy about it??