irre-fizz-tible🎱🫧

take this to your grave and I’ll take it to mine. he/him

[Bunny_Guts @BunnyGuts69]

it should have been Charlie Kirk again

[irre-fizz-tible🎱🫧 @fizzyex]

Oh god it’s already August if I don’t start working on Christmas cards now I’ll never have them finished in time to ship out

[fran🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

carter vaughn really sat in that frozen yoghurt shop like aww shucks gay people are so cool i hope i meet one someday all whilst scott and shane were mentally writing their suicide notes

[ellie @ellmercury]

why are they looking at me like it's somehow my fault their gay asses can't communicate for shit

[k @kurtos]

language barrier be damned

[interpretation @materialcritic]

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

[Bay Area People’s Republic 🚩☭ @21stcentury_ML]

We need to start calling US soldiers baby killers again. It should be embarrassing to be a member of the US military. You serve pedophiles and oil companies

[irre-fizz-tible🎱🫧 @fizzyex]

If the horse didn’t want to be beaten again it should have stayed in its GRAVE

[irre-fizz-tible🎱🫧 @fizzyex]

Getting your partner into sports will get you new sentences never before strung together

[irre-fizz-tible🎱🫧 @fizzyex]

never buying off brand q-tips again these bitches look like allen wrenches comin out my ear

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
https://t.co/W9qMQw7KfL

[irre-fizz-tible🎱🫧 @fizzyex]

I wish you could downvote people’s instagram stories. Commenting seems like too much movement on my end, a cute little 👎 is the perfect energy

[irre-fizz-tible🎱🫧 @fizzyex]

Based

[irre-fizz-tible🎱🫧 @fizzyex]

Left on read have fun in Iran bitchboy

[irre-fizz-tible🎱🫧 @fizzyex]

Men who send one tiny text and disappear for 15-30 minutes deserve to be shot in the line of duty

[irre-fizz-tible🎱🫧 @fizzyex]

You better reply quick I’ve got enrollment papers with your (forged) signature on them

[irre-fizz-tible🎱🫧 @fizzyex]

Men who send one tiny text and disappear for 15-30 minutes deserve to be shot in the line of duty

[irre-fizz-tible🎱🫧 @fizzyex]

Men who send one tiny text and disappear for 15-30 minutes deserve to be shot in the line of duty

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Anti-Trump 'No Kings Day' protesters demonstrate in Frankfurt, Germany.