I... I'm a...
L...
Gosh, this is harder than I thought! I guess the whole thing just feels really direct and--
I'm a... Le...
A... A.. Les... Oh, man...
I-I can't say it! I'm a coochie smoocher, guys!
Hi, guys...
I...
I... (Eyes water) Heh, sorry! I don't know why I, uh–
I gotta tell you something... unexpected? This has been, really hard, and I'm really sorry for keeping this from you for so long, but...
I think...
I think I might, uh... prefer... women? Romantically?
Oh, man... Pomni's been feeling down lately... Maybe I should leave a Book of Mormon in her nightstand? Jesus is really good at helping people, he'll make her happy, right? Sorry, God, I'm really trying... but I haven't converted anybody yet... some missionary I am, huh?