Matropacockolus

CAMBRIAN EXPLOSION DENIER
nasty vile human being

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Cyborg Forcible HATES Elsa

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Babe are you a sexy dinosaur cos you’re a Gorgeousaurus

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Cyborg Mary

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Ignore that massive turd in the corner

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@sapph0kanikan Yeah and lots of the common ones like sycamores and cherry and apple and horse chestnut aren’t even native just naturalised

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At work at the job that I have

and very aware it’s 30 degrees

Stinky

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I need that Simpsons millhouse jacuzzi suit so bad but I need cold water this weather is hostile

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I love whenever I get updates that Scarlett’s tweeted about me it’s like Welcome Down to My Level ! We are the same except I’m self aware about it

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I cannot hing my goints

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I got 4 vaccines today and none of the flu like side affects so far but oh my god. 2 shots in each shoulder and I can’t lift my arms up at all. Hey I’m a server what am I gonna do

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I love dogs oh my god

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Joe wants to go to the Range with me but also doesn’t want to get out of bed. Naturally I have hired a heavy duty mobile crane to transport his bed with him in it. God Bless 🌸

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I don’t believe in matching socks

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Ring that Toyotafication Bell

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Awful day at work yesterday and another one lined up today and first thing I learn this morning is that my beardie died awesome
rest in piece Old Girl

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Shane Dawnson Porn Storm 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Changing all the family pictures to Missing People

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I smashed my uncle into my grandpa

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Okay let’s kill her brutally