Steph Smith

Abandonment issues probably.

[Steph Smith @fizzynightmares]

Left the house at 6:50am, sat in traffic for 45 minutes and it was the most fun I’ve had all day. Need a new job.

[Steph Smith @fizzynightmares]

@Lasagnye I thought this was some joke about someone taking a dump in the pool while playing water polo so like, that’s probably why they didn’t call it that

[Steph Smith @fizzynightmares]

Look I’m not saying my upstairs neighbours shouldn’t have a party on a Saturday night, all I’m saying is the MC on the mic is probably unnecessary

[Steph Smith @fizzynightmares]

Imagine working in a job where your customers and coworkers aren’t constantly discussing your pay, weight, and who you’re fucking. Is that a thing that exists for women?

[Steph Smith @fizzynightmares]

@alexa_ruthless This is why I can’t take leave, men just tell me I got fat

[Steph Smith @fizzynightmares]

Told Kate “I can’t wait to go back to work and have some old c**t comment on my weight”. It took 2 hours 20 minutes. I have put on weight apparently. 🤙🏼

[Steph Smith @fizzynightmares]

Anyone else lowkey agoraphobic now

[Steph Smith @fizzynightmares]

@continuetobloom Gonna get WWJD tattooed, What Would Jacinda Do 💖

[Steph Smith @fizzynightmares]

Okay but like, I just wanna see my boy now I feel really sad (and guilty and selfish and irresponsible and all that yeah I know)

[Steph Smith @fizzynightmares]

@continuetobloom Geddit girl 🍑

[Steph Smith @fizzynightmares]

Planned to meditate last night but instead had a panic attack, washed down a couply Xanax with straight vodka and smashed back some kfc. Can we stop this global panic, my anxiety is going to kill me

[Steph Smith @fizzynightmares]

@alexa_ruthless Wait... how else...?

[Steph Smith @fizzynightmares]

Can’t believe the whole world is in quarantine but I still have to go to work

[Steph Smith @fizzynightmares]

Tag urself I’m me, post workout, stretching and still crying lol sometimes it works sometimes it doesn’t 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Steph Smith @fizzynightmares]

Tag urself I’m me going to the gym for my mental health and just crying in the bathroom for 20 mins

[Steph Smith @fizzynightmares]

@_emmamoody M8 I will

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@_emmamoody I’m gonna attach it to my resignation letter

[Steph Smith @fizzynightmares]

@Lasagnye My New Years resolution is to just fucking stop it

[Steph Smith @fizzynightmares]

Me after travelling for 27 hours, not resting but instead cleaning the house, going to the gym, doing my groceries, cleaning some more, going to the gym the next day, and the next day waking up feeling cold, achey and fluey