Fraser Mclean

[Heron Consulting Scotland Limited @HeronConsLtd]

You Don't need VAR to see this result!!

[Heron Consulting Scotland Limited @HeronConsLtd]

Set The Vision. Create the Environment. Empower the Team to Win!

[Heron Consulting Scotland Limited @HeronConsLtd]

Engagement Isn't a Cost, It's an Investment in your Business!!

[Fraser Mclean @Fjmclean]

@irnbru @CocaCola @pepsi

A weasel walks into a bar. The Barman says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.

[Heron Consulting Scotland Limited @HeronConsLtd]

Scotland x Engagement
If Scotland can make it to the World Cup, your team can definitely hit consistent performance.
But only if the environment is right.
Engagement fixes that.

And unlike VAR, it actually works.

[Fraser Mclean @Fjmclean]

@Amy__Macdonald Just proves there’s some banging tunes in the Asda!!!

[Heron Consulting Scotland Limited @HeronConsLtd]

Scotland’s World Cup journey shows that success isn’t built on match day — it’s built in the months of preparation, alignment, and shared purpose. Engagement does the same for organisations: it builds the environment where performance becomes predictable.

[Heron Consulting Scotland Limited @HeronConsLtd]

@agbarrtrade @irnbru

You keep doing the Tizer
We could be your Adviser

Let's talk about Engagement!!

[Heron Consulting Scotland Limited @HeronConsLtd]

@family_dai9345
Butter People
Butter Results
Let's Talk about Engagement....you can even Spread the cost whilst looking at the saving!!

[Heron Consulting Scotland Limited @HeronConsLtd]

@agbarrtrade @irnbru
Scotland's other National Drink
About Engagement you should think?

[Fraser Mclean @Fjmclean]

@ScottishBakers @mcghees @Bavarianbrot

How does the German baker greet his customers?

Gluten Morgen

[Fraser Mclean @Fjmclean]

@Uber @UberFacts @Funny1OneLiners

I hired a Russian Uber driver the other day.
His name was Pikup Andropov.

[Fraser Mclean @Fjmclean]

@bushontheradio Got bored and changed the wrappers round on the leftover sweets in the tin of ‘Celebrations’.

Wife’s not happy, she really got her Snickers in a Twix......

She’s now put a Bounty on my head!

[Fraser Mclean @Fjmclean]

@bushontheradio I used to know how to make those little fizzy sweets but then I forgot..

So I went on a Refresher course!!

[Fraser Mclean @Fjmclean]

@bushontheradio My wife keeps boiled peppermint sweets up her jumper at this time of year.....

Bra Humbugs

[Fraser Mclean @Fjmclean]

@TheSaltNPepa @Absolute80s @bushontheradio

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Salt n Pepa.

Oh right, the door's not locked. Just push it. Push it real good!

[Fraser Mclean @Fjmclean]

@bushontheradio I was walking in the jungle the other day when I saw a Monkey with a banana in one hand and a tin opener in the other.
I said to him "You've don't need a tin opener to peel a banana"
He replied "I know, it's for the custard"

[Fraser Mclean @Fjmclean]

@RickAstleyNEWS @Absolute80s @absoluteradio @bushontheradio

We never hear anything from Rick Astley these days.

It's almost like he's given us up, and let us down.

[Fraser Mclean @Fjmclean]

@Schwarzenegger @Dadsaysjokes @CadburyUK

I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg. I said, I bet I know what your favourite Christian festival is. He said, you have to love Easter, baby.”

[Fraser Mclean @Fjmclean]

@irnbru @dadgivesjokes @JokersWildUK

The raising of Jesus from the dead wasn't a miracle. It was a cocktail of Resolve & Irn Bru, with a roll & square sausage