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After a night of drink drugs & wild sex Jack woke up 2 find himself next 2 a really ugly woman. That's when he knew he'd made it home safely

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I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

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I was asked the other day what I thought about Euthanasia? I said I think we should look after our own youth and kids here first!

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What do you do when a Giraffe is beside you an Elephant on front of you & a Lion directly behind you? Get your drunken ass off the Carousel!

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Did you know I use to be confused . . . but now i'm not so sure!

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And Remember! . . . For Every Minute You Are Angry You Will Loose 60 Seconds Of Happiness!

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Hickory Dickory Dock, 3 Mice Ran Up The Clock, The Clock Struck One . . . and the other two got off with minor injuries!

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T' was a man from Khartoum.
Wo took a lesbian up to his room,
T'"y argued a lot about who should do what,
With which & with what & to whom!

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My girlfriend always laughs during sex . . . no matter what she's reading!

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I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.

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