“The Yellow Dart”

I dance exactly how you would expect me to dance. My tweets represent the opinions of YOUR employer, not mine.

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Just yelled "Run the damn ball" outta nowhere. Getting some reps in for tomorrow

[“The Yellow Dart” @fjmikac]

@ethnicohioan Marina Green has recently been getting into PG-13 movies

[Brian Wilson @BrianWilsonLive]

We are heartbroken to announced that our beloved father Brian Wilson has passed away.

We are at a loss for words right now.

Please respect our privacy at this time as our family grieving.

We realize that we are sharing our grief with the world.

Love & Mercy

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The situation in the Gaza Strip is increasingly worrying and painful. I renew my heartfelt appeal to allow the entry of dignified humanitarian aid and to bring an end to the hostilities, whose heart-rending price is borne by children, the elderly, and the sick.

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Val forever

[“The Yellow Dart” @fjmikac]

Entering a bar with the intention to have a relaxing evening and seeing a karaoke guy set up is probably how that guy on the Titanic felt when he saw the iceberg.

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

PF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature."

[Columbus Blue Jackets @BlueJacketsNHL]

Columbus Blue Jackets statement on the passing of Johnny Gaudreau and his brother, Matthew.

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[“The Yellow Dart” @fjmikac]

@ethnicohioan Exactly, and it doesn’t need to be some perfectly written sonnet. Just call him a loser or something

[“The Yellow Dart” @fjmikac]

@ethnicohioan Body blows are gonna be more effective in the long run

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Good Day Columbus celebrated the Columbus Crew defeating Monterrey to make it to the CONCACAF Champions Cup final by trolling Austin FC owner Anthony Precourt, who tried to move the team out of Columbus.

[Pabst Blue Ribbon @PabstBlueRibbon]

Pabst truck full of bees

[“The Yellow Dart” @fjmikac]

@treblaw Feel like these screenshots might come in handy

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

❤️🕊️

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

How the turntables Kansas City

[Brent Casper @BrentCasper]

Now this is a stat.

[“The Yellow Dart” @fjmikac]

@jakebishop0 We’re looking into it more and more