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@Klee_FilmReview one time I took adderall to clean my apartment and ended up standing in my living room watching Miami Vice and I wept at the end

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Beach Bum starring Tom Hanks

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@responsiblerob When you finish, it’s totally worth it to watch the first scene again with the directors commentary on

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@w0a0i0f

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How about instead of Tony soprano it’s corony soprano, and he’s like “The fuck are you telling me I got chinese aids?!”

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Direct, concise

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@Nick_Newman Any chance a total stranger can get the black hat dc link

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@JesseSgould Some called him a prophet, others called him a savant. Me? Well I just think it takes one to know one

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@AholAlex My house is really cold & now I know why they have the long johns with the trap doors I wish I could shit with my jeans still on

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@RealJamesWoods Not to seem like I’m fishing for anything, I just find it interesting that you and cronenberg could have such different political leanings, yet y’all both land on the same page now

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@RealJamesWoods Mr. Woods, what’s ur interpretation of Videodrome, given the era of “fake news”? I find a disagree w/ u politically all of the time, but you had to get wut was going on there

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lighting five of these and cry jacking to the five seconds of boob in Two Lovers

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Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle Is Back In Stock https://t.co/lR1rmr2p5S

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@protomartyrband ok so it’s a baby singing the chuckler:

(Dun, dun-dun, dun-dun)
I guess I’ll keep on suckeling
(Dun, dun-dun, dun-dun)
‘Til there’s no more milk in your boobs

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@JesseSgould

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@JesseSgould if the incels ever find this account you’re done for

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